Wake up with a billion dollars in the bank and a two inch dikk or keep the life you have BUT with a footlong

[Yaboysix]

What's the point of getting all that money when you're just gonna be a rich cuck with a small dyck...

Rich freaky dudes like jerking off laying next to their partner while she getting her back blown out by a Nygga with the footer.


Give me the meat, breh !

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

Let's spice it up a bit. Ladies, which would you prefer, Diddy or a coli breh with a baby arm keep in mind if you get caught cheating on baby meat breh you go to prison for 2 years and go back to whatever life you had before once the sentence ends.


@Coco Loco

@Gloxina

@HarlemHottie

@bourgeoisie tall freak

@Rhapscallion Démone

In my right mind I'm going Big dikk breh. Tiny dikk sex sounds depressing
If i go tiny man, I'm abstaining. I haven't had sex in 3 years as it is, for free

 

[Elim Garak]

, but I'll take the billion and the 2 inch dikk.

 

[King_Kamala61]

In my right mind I'm going Big dikk breh. Tiny dikk sex sounds depressing
If i go tiny man, I'm abstaining. I haven't had sex in 3 years as it is, for free

Dat White Dress At Da Altar

 

[BBG]

I haven't had sex in 3 years

I forgot everything I read prior and stopped here. Would you like me to be of assistance? You need not worry, for I do not possess a 2 incher nor a 12. Rates are negotiable, pm for more details.

 

[Hoodoo Child]

I'm happy where I'm at financially, so gimme the ruler.

I'm gonna correct what that terrorist Gucci destroyed

 

[jdubnyce]

. I haven't had sex in 3 years as it is,

Why not?
Purposely Abstaining ?

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Give me that billion right now wtf

 

[big bun]

The billion then doing a penis transplant

This.

OP didn’t think this dumb ass thread through.

 

[BBG]

This.

OP didn’t think this dumb ass thread through.

If it was that simple why didn't Diddy Dewitt

And you don't read enough fakkit punk bytch.



Ain't nothing more annoying than dealing with an arrogantly wrong mf. Take your billy and shut the fukk up lil meat ass boy

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

Why not?
Purposely Abstaining ?

Been busy plus I'm a home body.
I think I want to get a bf in 2026 though.
New year, new D

 

[King Poetic]

The billion

 

[Jalether]

What do women say "it's not about the size, it's how you use it"

Give me the money

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

I forgot everything I read prior and stopped here. Would you like me to be of assistance? You need not worry, for I do not possess a 2 incher nor a 12. Rates are negotiable, pm for more details.

I'm Not paying for sex, I'm not an incel. this is all my doing and I'm retarded