Wake up with a billion dollars in the bank and a two inch dikk or keep the life you have BUT with a footlong

[Cladyclad]

A 2 inch dikk you can’t have a serious relationship

so I will just pay hookers hundreds of thousands of dollars to make fun of my dikk size

i just might become a serial killer to overcompensate my tiny dikk

 

[O.T.I.S.]

lol how would penis surgery work when you don't even have enough meat to expand on?

3D printing breh

 

[MischievousMonkey]

in defense of my client, he was talking about a 12 inch sub at subway.... you people need to get your minds out of the gutter....

no diddy...........

That's at least 7 glizzies in them buns objection rejected

 

[Coco Loco]

Let's spice it up a bit. Ladies, which would you prefer, Diddy or a coli breh with a baby arm keep in mind if you get caught cheating on baby meat breh you go to prison for 2 years and go back to whatever life you had before once the sentence ends.


@Coco Loco

@Gloxina

@HarlemHottie

@bourgeoisie tall freak

@Rhapscallion Démone

I chose C, neither. I really like my vagina and don't want her destroyed or neglected

 

[concise]

Belgian-Israeli billionaire Ehud Arye Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery - The Jewish Chronicle

He had been due to appear in a Belgian Court on March 14 to face tax evasion charges

www.thejc.com

B is the only proper answer.
Putting your life at risk to turn 2 inches into something more is crazy.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

I have never seen a billionaire upset with life but I’ve seen porn stars living destitute

Give me the money. Only people gonna be disappointed is the women fukking me for my money. Fair trade

 

[3rdWorld]

I'd have long committed suicide if Id been born afflicted with a small dikk..

Keep your money, where the hoes at

 

[Lord_nikon]

Gimme the 12 inches...

say what ???

 

[BBG]

I chose C, neither. I really like my vagina and don't want her destroyed or neglected

You know how this goes your options were to either play fair or ignore the thread entirely....witcho hard headed ass. Gun to your head, you gotta choose A or B are you saying fukk it just kill me?

I wouldn't be trippin but then I looked it up and they said going a really long time with no penetration is not good for the vagina. I'm fukkin up as usual

behavior not very becoming for a freak ngl you been going through it lil mama?

 

[BucciMane]

@KnickstapeCity

 

[acri1]

There's just too much good I could do with two billion I'd have to do it for the greater good

 

[2 Up 2 Down]

If a billion randomly popped up in my account I'm not touching it. Clearly there was an error

 

[The BasedFather]

OP made this thread in ATL or San Francisco while laying on his stomach with his feet in the air sucking on a sucker

 

[Ol’Otis]

2 inches and a billi

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Belgian-Israeli billionaire Ehud Arye Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery - The Jewish Chronicle

He had been due to appear in a Belgian Court on March 14 to face tax evasion charges

www.thejc.com

B is the only proper answer.
Putting your life at risk to turn 2 inches into something more is crazy.

You only gave 1 example.


Push come to shove, I'll just become permanently team #PAAG.