#Wakeupcall - The Official Philadelphia Eagles Offseason Thread for 2015

[Ohene]

I dont care if we still make the playoffs. This shyt needs to be made NOW after the last two weeks.

We have officially received our wake up call brehs. Relish It.

First order of business is to find two CBs and clean up the secondary.

1. Leave Brandon Boykin at Nickelback, sign a CB (we shoulda got Flowers last offseason), and draft one in the first round. fukk MARIOTA. I know yall want him but you have to go CB in round one. I;m willing to trade up for a CB before I do so for Mariota straight up.

2. After that, you look to get another 3-4 ILB after Ryan's injury

3. Mold Marcus Smith to start getting reps at OLB and groom him as Cole's replacement.

4. That OL is getting old.

continue brehs...

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

5. Move to San Antonio or LA cause no football team in Philly gonna win shyt

 

[Danny Up]

Slow down the fukking pace.

 

[WeDemBoyz]

 

[Tha Gawd Amen]

 

[wire28]

And then bytch again because we will still underachieve because we have no QB. Chill breh yall are too emotional.

 

[L&HH]

Slow down the fukking pace.

This. It's a cute offense that will continue to beat bad teams that cant get shyt together but when you play real teams it's not doing shyt. I guess they get a pass b/c their QB is Sanchez but look at the teams they've beaten this season.

 

[Lord Scion]

I know we aren't SB bound, but couldn't you wait to create this thread when the season is over breh? It's not like we're a NFC South theam

 

[wire28]

This. It's a cute offense that will continue to beat bad teams that cant get shyt together but when you play real teams it's not doing shyt. I guess they get a pass b/c their QB is Sanchez but look at the teams they've beaten this season.

The offense is fine you just have to have an efficient quarterback which we don't. We also don't have a defense. Sanchez is booboo and still put up 27 and left another ten minimum on the field.

 

[Leasy]

I miss Nicholas brehs

 

[Rosecrans]

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

 

[BlueHeffner]

@Chip Kelly get ya bytchass in here

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

Jameis

 

[Box Factory]

@Chip Kelly get ya bytchass in here

We need 1 win against 2 terrible teams to win the division.

You're terrible at home so the Colts win easy next week and week 17 division game is an automatic L for Dallas.

Congrats on the win today though.