Wanting to smash a hooker but you're not horny unappreciation thread

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this thread isnt about your sick fantasies weirdo.

i had to ask for details because this john is an awful story teller.
i ask him "tell us about a experience with a hooker?" and his response was "i fukked one last week. she had big t*ts." like what kind of story is that? no wonder women think ramdam is a creepy guy. he's probably social inept as well as being creepy.

I've got some interesting stories but I didn't really feel like typing them out. :manny:
 

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fukking hookers is my hobby :to:

I like going to plays, movies, nice restaurants but I have no friends in my new town to do any of that with :sadbron:

I've been thinking of taking up flying model airplanes. shyt seems fun :leon:

:dead: breh how much is this costing you a month?


I can understand if its your birthday and you go all out :damn:
 

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My sexual experiences just aren't that interesting :manny:

they might be to someone who has never paid for sex. do you kiss these hookers or what?

you edited your post , but ya tell the good stories.
 

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this thread isnt about your sick fantasies weirdo.

i had to ask for details because this john is an awful story teller.
i ask him "tell us about a experience with a hooker?" and his response was "i fukked one last week. she had big t*ts." like what kind of story is that? no wonder women think ramdam is a creepy guy. he's probably social inept as well as being creepy.

man shut the fukk up

anyone with a brain can see what u really doing

u want a trick to give u all the details?how he fukked those hookers?how he approached them?

:what:

u realize how pathetic u look white boy?

you're the only creep here

log off and go get your own hooker loser
 

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they might be to someone who has never paid for sex. do you kiss these hookers or what?

If they are higher class ones, sure. I almost fell in love with a Korean hooker named Miki :bryan:. We used to cuddle after having sex and divulge details about our sexual history. The last time I fukked her, she genuinely seemed passionate about making me feel good and ranks as a top 5 sexual experience. That was over a year ago though and whenever I'm back in NYC, she's always on vacation :to:
 

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Seems like meeting women through these venues is inefficient :ld:

For the former two, women put up their guard because they know men are only there to get ass. With the latter, women are extra selective because of the 5-10:1 ratio of men to women. Seems like the best way to meet women is through friends, but I have no friends in this shytty ass town :bryan:

At the bar or lounge you gotta be less execution oriented for that night and think of it as a long-term investment. If you're in the state of mind that you gotta close the dea that night they'll smell the thirst on you. You gotta ride that line of giving off energy that you're interested (smile, charm, attenton) with the state of mind that you don't give a fukk if they walk away. You're chilling and talking and out having a good time and she would wanna be apart of that, but if not, it's her loss.

I'm not tryin to lecture you and shyt cuz we're both men but that post about the prostitutes thinking ur intense and stiff stood out. If they think that when p*ssy is on the table imagine the vibe civilian chicks get.

I think a woman's gift is some 6th sense shyt. I'm MARRIED, but even with me, the times when my wife is "tired" or "not tonight" are usually when I'm layin in bed with my heart beatin thinkin about how to approach her without fukkin it up :snoop:.

They sniff out fear, thirst and nervousness so you gotta get that fukk it mentality while still bein charming. Cuz when they can't touch you or shake you off your game, that's when they want you the most.
 

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If they are higher class ones, sure. I almost fell in love with a Korean hooker named Miki :bryan:. We used to cuddle after having sex and divulge details about our sexual history. The last time I fukked her, she genuinely seemed passionate about making me feel good and ranks as a top 5 sexual experience. That was over a year ago though and whenever I'm back in NYC, she's always on vacation :to:

damn, youre out chea kissin these hookers.

i bet ol' girl had some freaky tales about her past.
 

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At the bar or lounge you gotta be less execution oriented for that night and think of it as a long-term investment. If you're in the state of mind that you gotta close the dea that night they'll smell the thirst on you. You gotta ride that line of giving off energy that you're interested (smile, charm, attenton) with the state of mind that you don't give a fukk if they walk away. You're chilling and talking and out having a good time and she would wanna be apart of that, but if not, it's her loss.

I'm not tryin to lecture you and shyt cuz we're both men but that post about the prostitutes thinking ur intense and stiff stood out. If they think that when p*ssy is on the table imagine the vibe civilian chicks get.

I think a woman's gift is some 6th sense shyt. I'm MARRIED, but even with me, the times when my wife is "tired" or "not tonight" are usually when I'm layin in bed with my heart beatin thinkin about how to approach her without fukkin it up :snoop:.

They sniff out fear, thirst and nervousness so you gotta get that fukk it mentality while still bein charming. Cuz when they can't touch you or shake you off your game, that's when they want you the most.

word, basically a step by step learning experience
 

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At the bar or lounge you gotta be less execution oriented for that night and think of it as a long-term investment. If you're in the state of mind that you gotta close the dea that night they'll smell the thirst on you. You gotta ride that line of giving off energy that you're interested (smile, charm, attenton) with the state of mind that you don't give a fukk if they walk away. You're chilling and talking and out having a good time and she would wanna be apart of that, but if not, it's her loss.

I'm not tryin to lecture you and shyt cuz we're both men but that post about the prostitutes thinking ur intense and stiff stood out. If they think that when p*ssy is on the table imagine the vibe civilian chicks get.

I think a woman's gift is some 6th sense shyt. I'm MARRIED, but even with me, the times when my wife is "tired" or "not tonight" are usually when I'm layin in bed with my heart beatin thinkin about how to approach her without fukkin it up :snoop:.

They sniff out fear, thirst and nervousness so you gotta get that fukk it mentality while still bein charming. Cuz when they can't touch you or shake you off your game, that's when they want you the most.

Breh, it's because I'm so transaction oriented that I don't bother with civilians anymore. I always fukk up interactions with women, even if I manage to gain some traction with them, and then I just look at the wasted investment. I hate wasted investments--time and money.
 
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