Was the drill instructor too harsh or is he just too slow?

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Man my old drills would've made his ass stand in front of the whole platoon and smoke the shyt out of us while he watched in parade rest.

Private fukknuts here don't want to exercise today. He wants you to pick up his slack. He wants to be a buddy fukker and fukk his entire platoon. Make sure you all thank Private fukknuts for being a weak body pu$$y that only cares about the sweet smell of his vagina. HALF RIGHT FACE! FRONT LEANING REST POSITIONNNN, MOVE! DOOOOWWWWNNN! UUUUPPPP!

Then everybody be wanting to kill his ass

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every Solider heard this a million times
 

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In this instance, if you fall out of runs they automatically assume it’s heat stress. A navy corpsman will pull up and stick a thermometer in your a$$hole to take your temperature.

That’s why dude didn’t stop even though he wanted to. That’s the ONLY reason why he was doing that struggle power walk.
They told us the same thing that a Doc would stick a thick thermometer up your ass.
 

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Yes,run!run your guts out for the white man. If he says jump those hurdles you say how many? If he says 5 but throws another one out at the finish line,stop and ask "should I jump this one too boss?":francis:


I almost joined the navy,but knew I couldnt handle these cacs talking like this to me. Same reason I didnt play any organized team sports. You give the European an inch they take a mile.


They told me they would arrest me if I didnt come back and sign something. So hopefully I dont run into any problems down the line:mjlol:
All my Drills was Black except for a dude I think was Colombian
 

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One of my DIs called this white boy a retarded albino ninja turtle and then immediately smoked us when we all laughed. Dude also was an habitual fukk up. So much so for the longest I thought he was a plant put in our unit to make us suffer.
 

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This one dude ended up peeing blood and needing a catheter....got out with 100% benefits before he even got to AIT...
 

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One of my DIs called this white boy a retarded albino ninja turtle and then immediately smoked us when we all laughed.
We had a white boy who did look a little like a turtle and DS Black (who was white) made us look at him and made him say Turtle Turtle and made him flex his neck. He would randomly say Do It and the homie would do it.

He wanted to do a EO charge on Sarge
 

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Tell me you were a log dog without telling me you were a Log dog. I smashed three times in my super long ass AIT and twice I snuck off post to do it.

where did you have the time? Like I said my AIT was long there were guys in basic with me who had different MOS's and where assigned to Gordon who completed when I was still a trainee getting yelled at.
We got weekend passes my nikka :mjtf: all day Saturday...

Mf Petersburg virginia motels were flooded with trainees on Saturday nights.. .. all kinds of wildness.. young women first time away from home.. first full "day off" since basic training... first time drunk... first time everything some of em... few instances I don't care to bring up without my therapist present :snoop:


Like I said EVERY MONDAY groups of bytches arriving by the BUS LOAD for a 3 month stay. All shapes, sizes, ethnicities.. that shyt was incredible

I've never experienced anything like that in my life and never will again :mjcry:
 

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This one dude ended up peeing blood and needing a catheter....got out with 100% benefits before he even got to AIT...
There was a dude who had a bad ticker called Chacon (we called him like this song)''

anyway he fell out before a morning ruck it was his 30th day in Basic so he retired medically as an E-1.

We lost so many people due to injuries that the drills told us that we wouldn't get out on a medical we would be chaptered out.
 

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We had this one dude that washed out in reception
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We were in reception for about a week at beautiful relaxing jackson and a half before basic training actually started going to the good DFAC's, doing pretty casual PT and basically fukking off with alot of down time. Buddy tried to run away and got lost in the woods at Ft. Jackson for a couple of days. He came back all dirty and muddy. He was either playing crazy or had actual mental issues. Nobody talked to him. We had to pull suicide watch shifts on him until they shipped him out.
 
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