Was the Virgin Mary really a hoe?

[Knowledge]

Before y'all get all up in arms just think about it. What if you was dating a chick who told you she was a virgin right. Then out the blue she tells you she's pregnant and it's not because of another nikka hitting but because the holy Spirit came on to her . You know damn well you wouldn't believe her and it'll make a great Maury show segment.

Do y'all really believe the story of the Virgin Mary or is Jesus mama just a old school thot where when he was born all of these random nikkas (potential daddies) showed up with gifts n shyt while the simp Joseph smiled on, believing his woman?

 

[BrothaZay]

Corny

 

[Knowledge]

Corny

Problem? You'd believe your woman if she told you she got pregnant by the holy spirit? You didn't dispute it....

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

But the bible tells me so

 

[Knowledge]

But the bible tells me so

The story isn't ment to be taken literally

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Clearly. How is she the only bytch in "recorded" "history" to get pregnant without intercouse or in vitro procedures. She obviously let some dusty dude beat and realized he wouldn't be a great father or provider. But the man she cheated on was a simp and had no probably claiming another mans kid as his own.

 

[TRY GOD]

A side chick

 

[Address_Unknown]

@ where this thread is going, Dios Mio.

 

[Knowledge]

@ where this thread is going, Dios Mio.

Breh I just want to know what the counter argument to this story is

 

[broller]

If God can create the whole universe why can't be Immaculately Conceive a baby? That's peanuts.

 

[TEH]

Can't wait until you meet black Jesus and he asks you about this thread. #repent #hellbound @Preacher @Mr. Somebody

 

[Knowledge]

If God can create the whole universe why can't be Immaculately Conceive a baby? That's peanuts.

If God created the whole universe then why would he conceive a baby in the first place? Why wouldn't he just create another person from nothing like he did Adam?

 

[Knowledge]

Can't wait until you meet black Jesus and he asks you about this thread. #repent #hellbound @Preacher @Mr. Somebody

I have no beef with black Jesus. CAC Jesus on the other hand....

 

[Edub]

Ya thread flopped b.....

 

[Knowledge]

Ya thread flopped b.....

Made 30min ago, early in the morning and still going b, but I understand you offended