lmao Republican translator:
Support the troops! - support them dying in global military misadventures to support corporate interests. Other than that, fukk em.
Family Values! - No, not us we have mistresses, fukk porn stars, etc. that's just some marketing shyt.
Thin blue line!! - Except when it comes to Capitol Police or anyone outside the group.
Law and Order! - for minorities and the non wealthy. We'll install a rapist convicted felon who surrounds himself with all manner of scofflaws.
Small government! hahaa too blatant to even satirize.
Abortion is murder!! - And our sky high infant mortality rates? Any interest in doing anything about that say through I dunno universal healthcare? Of course not.
States rights!! Except for when states implement policies we don't like.
Party that freed the slaves! - We just continue to fly Confederate flags, have Confederate holidays, lose our minds when people want to take down statues of confederates, etc.
National debt is out of control!!! - We just won't tax the wealthy to address it.
And on and on.
Support the troops! - support them dying in global military misadventures to support corporate interests. Other than that, fukk em.
Family Values! - No, not us we have mistresses, fukk porn stars, etc. that's just some marketing shyt.
Thin blue line!! - Except when it comes to Capitol Police or anyone outside the group.
Law and Order! - for minorities and the non wealthy. We'll install a rapist convicted felon who surrounds himself with all manner of scofflaws.
Small government! hahaa too blatant to even satirize.
Abortion is murder!! - And our sky high infant mortality rates? Any interest in doing anything about that say through I dunno universal healthcare? Of course not.
States rights!! Except for when states implement policies we don't like.
Party that freed the slaves! - We just continue to fly Confederate flags, have Confederate holidays, lose our minds when people want to take down statues of confederates, etc.
National debt is out of control!!! - We just won't tax the wealthy to address it.
And on and on.