‘Weapons’ (dir. Zach Cregger) | Warner Bros (8/8)

[Diunx]

This shyt was fire only thing I didn't like was the witch showing up in dreams, wouldn't surprised me if the execs asked for a couple of cheap scares so those scenes were shot.

Also the main chick was either dumb as fukk or a conflict seeking Karen, there are dozens how hysterical parents blaming you for the disappearance of your kids and you decide to go back to your house by yourself

I would at least get a shotgun or something.

This movie was funny as fukk to me.

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Especially when that old lady was running around through the neighborhood and when them kids were eating her. It reminded me of that scene in The substance when Demi Moore character was revealed on stage and squirts buckets of blood on the audience.
I just laughed and laughed.

I mean that scene was supposed to be funny, that's why he shot him like one of thos old cartoons.

 

[MidniteJay]

This movie was funny as fukk to me.

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Especially when that old lady was running around through the neighborhood and when them kids were eating her. It reminded me of that scene in The substance when Demi Moore character was revealed on stage and squirts buckets of blood on the audience.
I just laughed and laughed.

If the little girl in pink recovered, she gotta join a track team the way she ran down Gladys

 

[DaddyFresh]

Not to mention the FBI would have completely taken over that town until the kids were found. There's no way they'd leave it to the local law enforcement to help solve a missing persons case of that magnitude.

you know its a fantasy movie not grounded in reality right? you guys are insufferable thinking y'all movie critics lol

 

[Thavoiceofthevoiceless]

you know its a fantasy movie not grounded in reality right? you guys are insufferable thinking y'all movie critics lol

Is that supposed to change what I said?

 

[DaddyFresh]

Is that supposed to change what I said?

dog you asking about why didn't the FBI save the day in a horror movie with magic lol. why didn't seal team 6 get Michael Myers?

 

[OGBobbyJohnson]

movie was & i was surprised how funny the conclusion was..seemed like a 90’s kid movie scene this way better than Lady in the yard, felt like i wasted time watching that

 

[WTFisWallace?]

Maaaaan, they did one of these

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17 kids missing. 1 kid and 1 teacher are left. I don't believe they ever make contact with the kid's mom. The dad can't talk at all. THEIR kid is alive, so the whole their kid just died and they can't speak because they're traumatized wouldn't make sense.

And police does zero follow ups on the house to see all the newspaper coverings?

Foh......that whole department is a waste of tax dollars

Useless Louisiana cops arrest innocent man for murder of a child, his own sister did the investigative work to free him.

shythole of a state. So many people wrongly convicted at a much higher rate than anywhere else in the country.

www.thecoli.com

People told me it was a plot hole or unrealistic that the cops in the movie "Weapons" didn't check ring cameras.

Bruh, I don't have a high opinion of the overall level of competence in the police and people in general but goddamn yall was right.



Obama has said, the higher you go, the more surprised you are of the level of incompetence and how high it goes......

Now I'm thinking about simply how dumb/wasteful/low the bar is for people that we hire into these type of positions.

 

[BlackMajik]

Maaaaan, they did one of these

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17 kids missing. 1 kid and 1 teacher are left. I don't believe they ever make contact with the kid's mom. The dad can't talk at all. THEIR kid is alive, so the whole their kid just died and they can't speak because they're traumatized wouldn't make sense.

And police does zero follow ups on the house to see all the newspaper coverings?

Foh......that whole department is a waste of tax dollars

How are people saying this movie is amazing when the writing is so contrived lol

In real life they woulda went to that 1 kids house ASAP lmao

 

[WTFisWallace?]

In real life they woulda went to that 1 kids house ASAP lmao

See the thread in the post above yours brehs ......................such widespread incompetency in our society

 

[Peter Popoff]

This movie was really fụcking good. 8/10

 

[Ironman]

This shyt was fire only thing I didn't like was the witch showing up in dreams, wouldn't surprised me if the execs asked for a couple of cheap scares so those scenes were shot.

Also the main chick was either dumb as fukk or a conflict seeking Karen, there are dozens how hysterical parents blaming you for the disappearance of your kids and you decide to go back to your house by yourself

I would at least get a shotgun or something.

I mean that scene was supposed to be funny, that's why he shot him like one of thos old cartoons.

The director actually said he didn't intend for it to be funny and was confused why so many people found that sequence comedic.

 

[Lord Beasley]

The director actually said he didn't intend for it to be funny and was confused why so many people found that sequence comedic.

sounds like he trollin

 

[Ironman]

sounds like he trollin

Whatever his motive it shows why his method can be hit or miss. That trash ass Barbarian

 

[Json]

I’m glad I didn’t pay for the theater.

It’s not bad but it didn’t have anything the theater experience would make better.

I liked all the characters especially the teacher and father.

The actual threat was interesting and it’s kind of interesting that we never really got an explanation. The incident just happened and they worked it.

It’s a solid 3/5 but not something I would seek out to watch again

 

[Diunx]

The director actually said he didn't intend for it to be funny and was confused why so many people found that sequence comedic.

He is full of shyt