Weird things u thought as a child part 2

[havoc00]

In the mornings, when I'd wake up, I'd check my body for injection marks as I used to believe people were injecting me with things in my sleep. I didn't tell my mother because I thought she'd been replaced and was the person doing it.



Growing up no one used the word "sex", they just used the term "sleeping with", and so I thought when I guy and girl slept together something crawled out of the guy and into the girl to make her pregnant. So for years I was too afraid to sleep next to even my dad because I thought I'd get pregnant.

Also because of old black and white TV shows I thought that the entire world used to actually be just shades of grey and that something happened to give the world color.

Be about 12
Thought that you have sex by getting a boner and peeing in a girl's vagina.
Go to bathroom and try peeing with boner to practice

 

[Ricky Church]

Thought that you have sex by getting a boner and peeing in a girl's vagina.

I still wanna do this...

 

[ugksam]

that you could reach inside a pregnant woman's vagina and feel the baby

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

use to think i seen indian ghosts for a while when i was a kid and even had dreams of being in a indian village and gettin killed

 

[Metta World Movement]

Mentioned this on before, but I remember thinking as a kid that EVERYBODY had a penis.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I thought the baby comes out the mommys bellybutton

The weirdest though is that i didnt know white people had cousins....

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[ugksam]

Mentioned this on before, but I remember thinking as a kid that EVERYBODY had a penis.

some kid told me that all women had a small penis inside their vagina. made sense at the time

 

[tonyclifton]

you make a lot of stupid/genius threads but i fux with this one


i remember telling my dad a million dollars wasnt a lot of money.


i would kill for 100 grand now

when i used to beat it when i was young i called it the funny feeling. never put the two and two together with sex.

used to think retarted people werent human i know it sounds douche'y but i used to say they werent human when i was little. cant imagine how awful that was for my parents

used to strait up call all bald people out and say they had cancer

 

[Texas2step]

I used to think I was the greatest fighter ever. Whenever I prayed, I would threaten to whoop God's ass if he didn't comply with my demands. I really did believe I could whoop his ass along with anybody else


I thought I was the fastest person alive on some Flash ish. My mama told me not to be in the front yard when she came home from work. Whenever she pull up, I will run to the back of the house.

Mama:

Me; I wasn't in the front yard

Mama: I seen you

Me: you can't see me I was running too fast to be seen by human eyes

I couldn't ever understand how she used to see me

 

[Ashtrey]

i thought babies came out the ass not the p*ssy

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

I thought I was god seeing as tho I can only witness life thru my perspective.



I still believe this.



I thought Michael Jackson was a super hero still do

I thought dolls moved by themselves when I wasn't looking.....


I thought the earth was an atom inside of another large being that stretched to infinite.


I thought shadow people followed me

I thought black holes led to another dimension.

I thought that I had telepathy. Everytime I would think of my mom knocking on my door a few seconds later she would but I eventually I learned it was just luck.


Thought I was becoming superman because I use to get beatings and I got immune to the pain.

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

I used to think all white people were rich when I was a kid.

 

[Danie84]

That Freddy could really kill you in your dreams ...

 

[HiphopRelated]

That a lesbian would be called uncle woman

Anti man meant a homo dude, but I always heard it as "auntie" man

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

Mah brothers used to fukk wit me when i was lil and used to have me thinkin mah toys were alive. I'd put all mah shyt back in mah toy chest and come back and dem mufukkas would be posted up chillin on mah desk, by da window, etc. in different poses n shyt.

Had a lil nikka for da longest.