Weird things u thought as a child part 2

[Art Barr]

That Freddy could really kill you in your dreams ...

freddie had me scared to death as a shawty.
i thought that nikka was real!


art barr

 

[Beedad]

I thought I was god seeing as tho I can only witness life thru my perspective.



I still believe this.



I thought Michael Jackson was a super hero still do

I thought dolls moved by themselves when I wasn't looking.....


I thought the earth was an atom inside of another large being that stretched to infinite.

I thought shadow people followed me

I thought black holes led to another dimension.

I thought that I had telepathy. Everytime I would think of my mom knocking on my door a few seconds later she would but I eventually I learned it was just luck.


Thought I was becoming superman because I use to get beatings and I got immune to the pain.

I had this revelation when I was high listening to Midnight Mauraders album back in the 90's.
Still believe it too

 

[Blown Moon]

I couldn't for the life of me figure out how people stayed in the lanes while driving, so I thought everyone trained really hard and developed nascar like skills.

I thought this guy that would always stand across the street from my uncles house when we had cookouts there was our bodyguard. Come to find out this nikka used to be a family friend until he was caught in bathroom with my big cousin who was 8 at the time, when they caught him, they beat the living shyt out of him and banned him from the house, which was the party spot. To this day he'll just stand across the street and watch us party with this face

 

[KodeBlue]

I thought there were 2 Michael Jacksons: one white, one black

 

[FlyGuy]

I thought DMX would be the man forever

 

[RealestSinceKumbaya]

This thread is hilarious

 

[Takerstani]

That a lesbian would be called uncle woman

Anti man meant a homo dude, but I always heard it as "auntie" man

Dying. Reminds me of the transvestite Auntie Mama on The Cleveland Show.

The older kids trying to convince us that girls get pregnant if a male touches them on their period. I knew it to be b.s. but had no solid proof or authoritative means to dispute it.

 

[StatUS]

Also because of old black and white TV shows I thought that the entire world used to actually be just shades of grey and that something happened to give the world color.

Was about to come in here and post this mess

 

[Higher Tech]

shyt's embarrassin man...

I used to think money was white!

 

[Hammer]

i use to think the internet was full of pedophiles and losers....oh wait

 

[luckyse7enz]

Ever consider you are the only person on earth, thus, your perspective is the only one that exists? Maybe all of us on this forum are your personalities, and I'm really you trying to reveal the truth to yourself (or myself)?

Like the movie "Identity"...

-Believed that some stuffed animals & dolls (only these things) contained the souls of people that had died in the past...but you're safe as long as you're respectful to them.

-Vaginas looked and functioned like miniature butts.

-Gene fusion: In grade school, I believed that if I found a way to take the DNA of an animal and fuse it with your own DNA...you could become part animal/part human. I wanted a lion's and a frog's. Think the Spiderman animated series got to me on this one. (Remember the FOX Kids line-up?)

-The universe was one of many child science projects and that God was just a HUGE child playing with us and checking on us periodically...without any real influence on what happens down here.

-If you can't see a person from around a corner, then they can't see you.

 

[zopaco317]

Oh yea I forgot to add the whole watermelon bullshyt my cousin had me believing

Cousin: *sees me eating watermelon* did you swallow the seeds?

Me: yea so?

Cousin: You are going to die now

Me: how nikka?

Cousin: Now when you drink water, that watermelon seed is going to grow inside your stomach and get so big that it will explode causing you to die

Me: you lying

Cousin: *points to my stomach* see it is growing already

Me: *looks down at my stomach and see it is getting big*






He had me refusing to eat watermelon almost my whole childhood

son my aunt told me that when i was little, had me

i also thought you determine how tall you would end up by thinking

about it when you were young enough. I was like 5 straining as hard as i can

telling myself i would be 6'4

Spoiler

im 6'3

 

[Canada Goose]

I thought there were 2 Michael Jacksons: one white, one black

When I was younger I wasn't sure if Micheal Jackson was a man or a women, on the "You're not alone" single cover this dude was wearing lipstick which had me like

 

[beezy]

-I thought women got pregnant automatically just from getting married.

-My cousins got me to stop eating my boogers when i was like 3 by telling me that boogers are really sh1t and vomit from the little troll that lives in our noses

 

[YBE]

My little nephew is four years younger than me, so we was both kids at the same time. I'd say when he was about 5, there used to be this old homeless white dude that lived at the bottom of our street named Bill. My nephew thought he was Santa Claus cuz he had a big beard Dog.....everytime me, him & my mom would go somewhere he'd have to stop for 5 minutes to have a deep convo with him. Everytime Asking dumb ass questions like...



I was only like 10, and I was like "man fukk this nikka, come on"

He used to make my mom make him plates of food sometimes. I wonder what happened to the old man Bill