Weird things u thought as a child part 2

[cleanface coney]

i used to think my pops made Air Jordans cuz evertime i went over there for the weekend some new jays would be in my room

i used to rub warm milk on my knees and elbows to help me grow

i thought every boy had a female version of himself
and vice versa

 

[Banned Account12]

I thought I was god seeing as tho I can only witness life thru my perspective.



I still believe this.



I thought Michael Jackson was a super hero still do

I thought dolls moved by themselves when I wasn't looking.....


I thought the earth was an atom inside of another large being that stretched to infinite.


I thought shadow people followed me

I thought black holes led to another dimension.

I thought that I had telepathy. Everytime I would think of my mom knocking on my door a few seconds later she would but I eventually I learned it was just luck.


Thought I was becoming superman because I use to get beatings and I got immune to the pain.

as a child ?


damn u must have been on drugs

 

[Danie84]

When it rain, God was crying.

Seeing transvesite (sp?) on Richard Bey, and thinking they were another race of people, like aliens from out of space.

Church was the most sacred place and the priest were real life saints

That we would be living like the Jetson's when 2000 came.

 

[Dr. Acula]

When I was 4 I used to say things like I want to be a shark when I grow up or a Lion.

I'm a lion breh. It feel good to realize your childhood dreams

I also used to think that women gave birth by pooping out babies.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I thought that sex was when a man bounced up and down on a woman while he was facing down toward her, and she was facing up at him lying flat on her back on the bed. He would repeatedly bounce on her like a trampoline, and what made a man really good at sex was when he was able to bounce as high as 10 feet in the air on top of her. What made a woman good at sex was how high she could bounce him and how long she could take him slamming into her over the course of many hours.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

i used to think my pops made Air Jordans cuz evertime i went over there for the weekend some new jays would be in my room

i used to rub warm milk on my knees and elbows to help me grow

i thought every boy had a female version of himself
and vice versa

When you're a kid, all you wanna be is bigger and stronger.

 

[Mac]

I thought that sex was when a man bounced up and down on a woman while he was facing down toward her, and she was facing up at him lying flat on her back on the bed. He would repeatedly bounce on her like a trampoline, and what made a man really good at sex was when he was able to bounce as high as 10 feet in the air on top of her. What made a woman good at sex was how high she could bounce him and how long she could take him slamming into her over the course of many hours.

This is true for some...

 

[cleanface coney]

When it rain, God was crying.

Seeing transvesite (sp?) on Richard Bey, and thinking they were another race of people, like aliens from out of space.

Church was the most sacred place and the priest were real life saints

That we would be living like the Jetson's when 2000 came.

i thought nikkas was goin back to afros and bellbottoms when 2000 came lol

 

[Dr. Acula]

Like the movie "Identity"...

-Believed that some stuffed animals & dolls (only these things) contained the souls of people that had died in the past...but you're safe as long as you're respectful to them.

What in the native american hell breh?

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I was dumb enough to think we'd have flying cars by now.

Oh, wait:

The Flying Car - Hammacher Schlemmer

 

[RhymesWell]

I thought when it rained it was heaven emptying they're flooded streets.

 

[skeetsinternal]

I thought the 2-3 defense was either losing or gaining 2-3 men
I thought I would get my fingers caught in net if i dunked with 2 hands
Thought Mr Rogers was a weird white man
Thought Smurfette was a hoe
Thought nikkas that shot the 3 pointers from out of bounds or all the time in Double Dribble was bytches
Thought no one would want to fukk my sister

 

[SHO-NUFF]

I thought that all different nationalities had different genitals, and that's how, after all these years, this is how races kept from mixing.
I had a retarded friend growing up, and I thought that he had a "2nd brain" that was controlling his real brain.....

Oh, here's another:
When Cali GM workers (and their children) migrated here to OKC in the 80's, I was 8-9 years old.
When the WC gangs started here, I thought that Crips were Egyptian Gangs that worshiped mummies. (read: "crypts")
Then I heard black people were doing it, and I was scared as shyt, hahahaha

 

[Danie84]

Everybody on TV was automatically filthy rich

Micheal Jackson was an alien

Ms. Piggy, Kermit, and the Muppet gang was real people but in muppet form

The Care Bear unicorns were real.

Wrestling was real.

 

[Lewis Black]

Christopher Columbus and Columbo was the same dude

We had history and I remember the teacher said something like columbo found america

I remember looking at the tv screen the same day like

Columbo:

How can this dude found a damn country and they only reward him a tv show ...give him a statue or sutting got damn.