Sooooo, yeah. As is routine for me for on a Friday, I got on Listcrawler, and found this thick 33 year old that has big, black lips and a beautiful face. Unfortunately, she charged a nikka $200 for head with no condom, which was really $250, but I used my haggling skills to alleviate the burden on my pockets and bagged her for the low
.
We get to doing our thing in my car, and I realize that I'm running out of time. Mind you that she's straight bytching about me shorting her $50 and cutting the time down from 30 minutes to 20 to get back at me, all while I'm looking at her and going "yeah, true, my bad
." 20 minutes later, she stops and tells me that Ima need to come up off of $140 more dollars for her to keep going
.
I'm feening for that nut, so I give that shyt to her, and she proceeds to suck like a prime Sara Jay
. Here's where the fukk up comes into play. Me being the a$$hole that I am, I plan on just butting in her mouth without telling her for charging me pretty much $340 for head. I'm sitting up in the backseat about to cum when I notice that she keeps moving her with away when I get close.
I don't really give a fukk at this point, and just get ready to cum. This bytch moves her mouth away at the last second and points my dikk straight up in the air. Cum just goes everywhere. The 1st spurt goes halfway to the roof of the car, which makes her jump back; the 2nd gets on my stomach, and the third gets on both of my lips, on my right eye lash, shirt, and right cheek
.
shyt legit left a nikka with the "
" face
. She over on the seat dying of laughter, and I'm mortified telling her to shut the fukk up
. Hook me up with a girl, brehs
.
But you should’ve keep that shyt to your damn self if it’s true.
