What are some rap bars that make you think/laugh etc...

[Turbulent]

I'm still pimpin', I tried to stop
I told my mama, "I won't pimp no more"
Then I took your bytch, and I sent your ho
I thought about the promise I made
Lyin' to my momma 'bout how I got paid (Pimpin')
I told her my bytches was singers
Signed to my label, I was crossin' my fingers
When I lied about my women
I didn't want to see her cry, but I can't stop pimpin' (bytch)

his delivery (especially the pauses he takes after certain words) is what makes this shyt hilarious.

Too Short

Too Short, Suga Free and Devin should own this thread

 

[IgnorantDwayneWayne]

I'm probably on a boat feedin a bytch grapes and crepes. By the way that’s French pancakes - Lil Wayne

When I was 5 my favorite movie was the gremlins. Ain’t got shyt to do with nothing just thought that I should mention - lil Wayne

Got some cold shyt, have you like - "Oh shyt!" Don't laugh money
When I'm done with this nikka, I'm gettin in yo' shyt - dmx

 

[x-factor7]

Nas smoking that good stuff and ghosts and Elizabeth Taylor talking to him

My incense smoke took the form of ghost and it spoke
It said, "Nas, you the best on both coasts, you so big
You should write the word slave
On both sides of ya beards like Prince did
So what's this? fukk St. Nicholas
You the only ghetto nikka in the hood giving

Ask Elizabeth Taylor, when did ice turn to bling
She said, "Nas, it 'cause y'all rock tiny diamonds in the biggest chains
You the first nikka in the game that said fukk fame
You the 5th nikka in The Beatles
You the 10th nikka in the Wu-Tang, so nikka let yo' nuts hang

Went to my man crib who dead and saw his picture fall
I picked it up his voice whispered, "nikka ball"

 

[Gutzman]

The Sick Jacken line where he says You can catch me in the hood like VD always made me laugh.

 

[Him]

Cake, cake cake, cake cake, cake
500 million, I got a pound cake
nikkas is frontin', that's upside down cake
Get 'em a red nose, they clown cakes
They shoulda never let you 'round cake
Look at my neck, I got a carrot cake
Now here's the icing on the cake
Cake, cake cake, cake cake

This shyt always makes me laugh

 

[Nobu]

"People talk so much shyt about me at barbershops, they forget to get their haircut" - Everything I Am, Kanye

 

[Dameon Farrow]

I get plenty of ass so call me an astronaut....

 

[Dameon Farrow]

"People talk so much shyt about me at barbershops, they forget to get their haircut" - Everything I Am, Kanye

Kanye had some hilarious lines...

And that beat....