What are some rap bars that make you think/laugh etc...

[Clive42]

Big L 'Once a burglar broke into my house and I robbed him'

This is a line that needed to be made into a comedy sketch or something or would've been well suited on everybody hates chris

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Cake, cake cake, cake cake, cake
500 million, I got a pound cake
nikkas is frontin', that's upside down cake
Get 'em a red nose, they clown cakes
They shoulda never let you 'round cake
Look at my neck, I got a carrot cake
Now here's the icing on the cake
Cake, cake cake, cake cake

Who is this breh?

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

“I take sacks to the face, whenever I can”

"You ain't got the skills to eat a nikka ass like me"

 

[Javed]

He found out who I was, now he wanna tax me

Well I found what he charge, now I wanna jack him

 

[humminbird]

Who is this breh?

Jay Z
Paris Morton music

 

[Jasonmask]

Lotta og too short is comedy. One line I remember is this rap game is like fukking a fat bytch all work and no play. He got similar lines about fat girls so I know it’s true

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

There is this woman I know named Shirley. Everytime she walks away I sing real low to myself:

"Tammy, Becky and Shirley
I'm trying to hit it early
Like I'm in a hurry

That's how dude became the young Pootie Tang, tippy tow"

I do this every single time. If I see her 20 times I will sing it 20 times lol

 

[ThatTruth777]

2pac Blasphemy comes to mind

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

'bytch, you said you was gon' give me some

Now you wanna start actin' dumb

You wanna play Cat and Mouse

When I catch you Imma stick my dikk in yo' mouth.'​

 

[Kairi Irving]

"Suck a nikka dikk for a iPhone 6
fukk my nikka Terry for a new blackberry"
- Lil Wayne

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Every Tity Boi lyric known to man..
But this shyt..
“You know she dark skin her friend light skin
Put us together, and it's Ice cream
Sandwiches she can't manage it
I know her man Is sick, she can't handle it
She need some time alone I told her call my phone
And when she call my phone I didn't answer it”

 

[BlackDiBiase]

from northern californiaaa, fukk around will open your can of tunaaaa - (e40-oneblood westcoast mix)

 

[Nobu]

i was just listening to this Weezy verse at the gym

2:54

Baby, I'm the shyt
And that's the only thing you smell around me

Weezy did you...did you just say you smell like shyt like that's a good thing?

I'd love to see the looks in the booth when he dropped that doo-doo bar

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

“Hiding on the roof, had to be quiet and take a shyt in my Timb boot, wipe my ass with project roof rocks, took off my ‘Lo sweater because it was too hot, I heard 2 shots, so I gripped up like to hit em up like Tupac, then I nutted...”

 

[Marzupial]

"I know this nikka name, Eat-it-out, he like to eat it out
I just shyt in the crib and he still want to eat it out (Damn!)"