BmoreGorilla
Veteran
Your boombox better form a union cuz I leave your circuits overworked
Redman
Redman
What are some rap bars that make you think/laugh etc...
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Onyx is crazy underrated with their technical skills
"If an 8th was a 5th, then we all be stoned. But if I dont drink and drive, then how the fukk am I supposed to get home (beats me) I cant stop smoking weed, cuz I ain't no quitter, but since its killing my brain cells maybe I should reconsider (you wouldn't dare!)"
"If an 8th was a 5th, then we all be stoned. But if I dont drink and drive, then how the fukk am I supposed to get home (beats me) I cant stop smoking weed, cuz I ain't no quitter, but since its killing my brain cells maybe I should reconsider (you wouldn't dare!)"
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Ok I got an obscure one, I felt like I was the only breh in Ohio that rocked with Andre Nickatina back in the day.from northern californiaaa, fukk around will open your can of tunaaaa -(e40-oneblood westcoast mix)
Cat piss martini
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Stark.
Heavy rain fukked my kicks up.
wasnt looking....splashed in a puddle.
bytch laughed.
1st thought was beat the bytch up.
Heavy rain fukked my kicks up.
wasnt looking....splashed in a puddle.
bytch laughed.
1st thought was beat the bytch up.
All black tux, nikka shoes lavender
Just because that just sounds like it dont look right
Just because that just sounds like it dont look right
RhodyRum
Mark Gassed-A-Heaux
@BelowTheMasonDixon may the Lord bless you with an abundance of riches for starting this thread because these handful of Biggie lyrics be making a nikka get lost in his thoughts:
So ambiguous... So many questions, let's begin:
1) Who's instructing Big, is it a Bed Stuy crime boss, or by this time has he graduated to crime syndicates in South Brooklyn, Manhattan, or Staten Island?
2a)"Cats we fukking with" Is this the foreman of the posse talking or is this another dude who's on Big's level?
2b) "Cats we fukking with" Are the "cats" an ally to Biggie's group who'll turn on you for incompetence or is this the rival group (one of which is a PAAG who's breast implant Biggie left leaking silicone)?
3) He's referred to as "Frank" (White). So is this Christopher Wallace's adventure or is he authoring a story for this so-called Frank White? Is Biggie the Arthur Conan Doyle to Frank White's Sherlock Holmes?
4) "put bombs in your mom's gas tank" Now if this is in fact Big's own story, did Voletta know how close she was to meeting God? And which gas tank? In her car or in her house? Why did they already set the bombs in place even though Biggie didn't screw them over yet? What if when Big was on assignment Voletta wanted to cop some jerk seasoning from Pathmark, fired up the '94 Accord and blew up?
... I don't think Biggie would have had much of an allegiance to these cats if they had killed Voletta just off GP (that is, of course, if it's Biggie's "allies" that trip-wired the whip / crib)
5) Once mission is accomplished, Big's gotta remember that there are bombs in his mom's gas tank (I hope he never forgot that fact), does he race home at like 4 am to defuse the explosive devices?
6) Not mentioned in the quoted bars but a couple questions related to Biggie's man:
6a) What does Arizona Ron look like? I always pictured him as average height, dark skin, and rocking a Caesar (basically a grown up and hardened Weasel from Family Matters). I can also see Ron being a huge fan of Ralph Lauren's CHAPS line, especially for short sleeve shirts.
6b) Ron passes Biggie kerosene when he was expecting gasoline. Biggie's tone turns to
at Ron. Being West Indian, one can only wonder if Biggie almost gets sidetracked here because you know he wants to cuss Ron ass out... But it's flammable, it'll do the job and time is a huge factor. Why Biggie mad for?
So ambiguous... So many questions, let's begin:
1) Who's instructing Big, is it a Bed Stuy crime boss, or by this time has he graduated to crime syndicates in South Brooklyn, Manhattan, or Staten Island?
2a)"Cats we fukking with" Is this the foreman of the posse talking or is this another dude who's on Big's level?
2b) "Cats we fukking with" Are the "cats" an ally to Biggie's group who'll turn on you for incompetence or is this the rival group (one of which is a PAAG who's breast implant Biggie left leaking silicone)?
3) He's referred to as "Frank" (White). So is this Christopher Wallace's adventure or is he authoring a story for this so-called Frank White? Is Biggie the Arthur Conan Doyle to Frank White's Sherlock Holmes?
4) "put bombs in your mom's gas tank" Now if this is in fact Big's own story, did Voletta know how close she was to meeting God? And which gas tank? In her car or in her house? Why did they already set the bombs in place even though Biggie didn't screw them over yet? What if when Big was on assignment Voletta wanted to cop some jerk seasoning from Pathmark, fired up the '94 Accord and blew up?
... I don't think Biggie would have had much of an allegiance to these cats if they had killed Voletta just off GP (that is, of course, if it's Biggie's "allies" that trip-wired the whip / crib) 5) Once mission is accomplished, Big's gotta remember that there are bombs in his mom's gas tank (I hope he never forgot that fact), does he race home at like 4 am to defuse the explosive devices?
6) Not mentioned in the quoted bars but a couple questions related to Biggie's man:
6a) What does Arizona Ron look like? I always pictured him as average height, dark skin, and rocking a Caesar (basically a grown up and hardened Weasel from Family Matters). I can also see Ron being a huge fan of Ralph Lauren's CHAPS line, especially for short sleeve shirts.
6b) Ron passes Biggie kerosene when he was expecting gasoline. Biggie's tone turns to
at Ron. Being West Indian, one can only wonder if Biggie almost gets sidetracked here because you know he wants to cuss Ron ass out... But it's flammable, it'll do the job and time is a huge factor. Why Biggie mad for?
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"You would've made it to the door if
Bullets traveled alot slower
And you ran alot faster
But they don't, and you can't
So don't think about after"
X don't get enough props for his cleverness.
Or
I come home, my wife fussing and bytching
"Mothafukka, why you don't change your life!''
I'm thinking ''Mothafukka, why don't I just change my wife!"
Ignorant b*stard, laughing like "fukk the rap shyt"
Beans a fool
Bullets traveled alot slower
And you ran alot faster
But they don't, and you can't
So don't think about after"
X don't get enough props for his cleverness.
Or
I come home, my wife fussing and bytching
"Mothafukka, why you don't change your life!''
I'm thinking ''Mothafukka, why don't I just change my wife!"
Ignorant b*stard, laughing like "fukk the rap shyt"
Beans a fool
BelowTheMasonDixon
Veteran
@BelowTheMasonDixon may the Lord bless you with an abundance of riches for starting this thread because these handful of Biggie lyrics be making a nikka get lost in his thoughts:
So ambiguous... So many questions, let's begin:
1) Who's instructing Big, is it a Bed Stuy crime boss, or by this time has he graduated to crime syndicates in South Brooklyn, Manhattan, or Staten Island?
2a)"Cats we fukking with" Is this the foreman of the posse talking or is this another dude who's on Big's level?
2b) "Cats we fukking with" Are the "cats" an ally to Biggie's group who'll turn on you for incompetence or is this the rival group (one of which is a PAAG who's breast implant Biggie left leaking silicone)?
3) He's referred to as "Frank" (White). So is this Christopher Wallace's adventure or is he authoring a story for this so-called Frank White? Is Biggie the Arthur Conan Doyle to Frank White's Sherlock Holmes?
4) "put bombs in your mom's gas tank" Now if this is in fact Big's own story, did Voletta know how close she was to meeting God? And which gas tank? In her car or in her house? Why did they already set the bombs in place even though Biggie didn't screw them over yet? What if when Big was on assignment Voletta wanted to cop some jerk seasoning from Pathmark, fired up the '94 Accord and blew up?
5) Once mission is accomplished, Big's gotta remember that there are bombs in his mom's gas tank (I hope he never forgot that fact), does he race home at like 4 am to defuse the explosive devices?
6) Not mentioned in the quoted bars but a couple questions related to Biggie's man:
6a) What does Arizona Ron look like? I always pictured him as average height, dark skin, and rocking a Caesar (basically a grown up and hardened Weasel from Family Matters). I can also see Ron being a huge fan of Ralph Lauren's CHAPS line, especially for short sleeve shirts.
6b) Ron passes Biggie kerosene when he was expecting gasoline. Biggie's tone turns to
I think Biggie got it backwards. Kerosene is much harder to burn than gasoline. What he meant to say was the opposite.
I'm
. Too Live is underated."Hoping to find you, but they won't succeed. All that they will find is mad empty bags of weed"
"I blast on Judas Iscariot and peel off in the chariot. "
Just heard it so had to post it.
BelowTheMasonDixon
Veteran
"38 revolve like the sun round the earth" (C) Jay-Z 
He was to busy hustling and was just like fukk school. What a G.
He was to busy hustling and was just like fukk school. What a G.
RhodyRum
Mark Gassed-A-Heaux
"She got a light-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson
Got a dark-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson" - we all know who and it still gets me to this day.
"Imma let it be known, this game ain't for everybody
You got too many Sammy the Bulls and not enough John Gotti's
I dun rubbed shoulders with nikkas that'll kill over canned goods, get you in a cell, poke you, and take your manhood
I dun had to put my knife in dumb nikkas for testing me
And bust caps at the one time to prevent them from arresting me"
"I'm a scrilla getta that'll kill a nikka about my grits and I'm...
Quick to trip and slip on my mitts
And put hands on a snake if I peep some scandal
Beat nikkas up just like Frankie Randall"
I could quote Mac Dre songs all day. MD always brought them bars
Got a dark-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson" - we all know who and it still gets me to this day.
"Imma let it be known, this game ain't for everybody
You got too many Sammy the Bulls and not enough John Gotti's
I dun rubbed shoulders with nikkas that'll kill over canned goods, get you in a cell, poke you, and take your manhood
I dun had to put my knife in dumb nikkas for testing me
And bust caps at the one time to prevent them from arresting me"
"I'm a scrilla getta that'll kill a nikka about my grits and I'm...
Quick to trip and slip on my mitts
And put hands on a snake if I peep some scandal
Beat nikkas up just like Frankie Randall"
I could quote Mac Dre songs all day. MD always brought them bars