What are some things that have made you question a S/O's intelligence?

[Egomaniacal1]

So i'm sitting here watching my girl try to play Borderlands 2 The Pre-Sequel. She's HORRIBLE at 3D games and i've been sitting here with a combination of and for the past 30 minutes.

It's to the point where i'm questioning is it possible to not be able to navigate thru a 3D game if you have only ever known how to play 2D games? /but i digress...outside of that it's also got me questioning her intelligence, like i'm pretty sure elementary school kids and maybe even monkeys, could do a better job than she is doing right now. In her defense she takes a lot of prescription medication and she had a bit to drink tonight

Was just curious about my Coli fam...gimme some stories about your dumb significant others brehs and brehettes!

 

[Ricky Church]

date retards brehs.

 

[blackestofpanthers]

She's a woman

 

[blockburna420]

So i'm sitting here watching my girl try to play Borderlands 2 The Pre-Sequel. She's HORRIBLE at 3D games and i've been sitting here with a combination of and for the past 30 minutes.

It's to the point where i'm questioning is it possible to not be able to navigate thru a 3D game if you have only ever known how to play 2D games? /but i digress...outside of that it's also got me questioning her intelligence, like i'm pretty sure elementary school kids and maybe even monkeys, could do a better job than she is doing right now. In her defense she takes a lot of prescription medication and she had a bit to drink tonight

Was just curious about my Coli fam...gimme some stories about your dumb significant others brehs and brehettes!

Most chicks can't play video games. I almost died watching my home girl playing Forza shyt was pathetic

 

[LimitedEdition]

My ex… This dude was like "Whats Hurricane Katrina?" 2 weeks AFTER it happened and had been all over the news and every other TV show.

 

[LimitedEdition]

A dude I was dating told me a GMO was a mixed breed dog..

 

[Maddmike]

Man I let my wife play call of duty and she pissed me the fukk off....gul told me her 2 thumbs can't work together.


Well here one for you

 

[blockburna420]

A dude I was dating told me a GMO was a mixed breed dog..

wtf is gmo?

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Most females don't play video games so why would expect her to be good at it... Especially if it's her first time playing. Most dudes have been playing video games since childhood...


Anyway, to answer your question, I begin to question my s/o's intelligence when she listen to her friends in regards to relationships without forming her own opinion/s. Like some shyt you should know is/was dumb as fukk or would result in negative consequences for our relationship... Especially if that friend is single.


If I get advice from my male friends it's to take in consideration... And vice versa. I tell them the same shyt.

Like one time my ex was picking me up from school since I didn't have my car and we're supposed to go to the beach with her friends. She wanted me to walk a mile off campus to meet her at the gas station when she could've drove that mile and saved time and preventing me to walk it... all because her friends suggested it. She even got mad at me for saying no. I cussed her out and told her to take her ass on then.

 

[old_timer]

my wife (rip) was actually pretty smart
but she'd get wrapped up in "savings" and "specials"
which admittedly are marketed in psychological ways
but still

an example: i needed a toothbrush that cost $2 at walmart
she wanted to go check out the new drug store in town
came home later- said "i saved $34!"
flashing her buyer's card, talking about bonus points
so i looked at the receipt- she'd spent $17 for 6 toothbrushes
same exact toothbrush cost $2 everyday
i didn't even say anything about it
just "welp now i've got a year's supply"

she did stuff like that maybe a dozen times
always small- a few dollars at most
but it made me seriously question what went through her head

 

[Citi Trends]

my mom puts mustard on my sandwiches

 

[A.V.]

my wife (rip) was actually pretty smart
but she'd get wrapped up in "savings" and "specials"
which admittedly are marketed in psychological ways
but still

an example: i needed a toothbrush that cost $2 at walmart
she wanted to go check out the new drug store in town
came home later- said "i saved $34!"
flashing her buyer's card, talking about bonus points
so i looked at the receipt- she'd spent $17 for 6 toothbrushes
same exact toothbrush cost $2 everyday
i didn't even say anything about it
just "welp now i've got a year's supply"

she did stuff like that maybe a dozen times
always small- a few dollars at most
but it made me seriously question what went through her head

It's always when they think spending = saving

 

[cfountain]

my wife (rip) was actually pretty smart
but she'd get wrapped up in "savings" and "specials"
which admittedly are marketed in psychological ways
but still

an example: i needed a toothbrush that cost $2 at walmart
she wanted to go check out the new drug store in town
came home later- said "i saved $34!"
flashing her buyer's card, talking about bonus points
so i looked at the receipt- she'd spent $17 for 6 toothbrushes
same exact toothbrush cost $2 everyday
i didn't even say anything about it
just "welp now i've got a year's supply"

she did stuff like that maybe a dozen times
always small- a few dollars at most
but it made me seriously question what went through her head

I'm sorry to hear you lost your wife man.

 

[Raptor]

So i'm sitting here watching my girl try to play Borderlands 2 The Pre-Sequel. She's HORRIBLE at 3D games and i've been sitting here with a combination of and for the past 30 minutes.

It's to the point where i'm questioning is it possible to not be able to navigate thru a 3D game if you have only ever known how to play 2D games? /but i digress...outside of that it's also got me questioning her intelligence, like i'm pretty sure elementary school kids and maybe even monkeys, could do a better job than she is doing right now. In her defense she takes a lot of prescription medication and she had a bit to drink tonight

Was just curious about my Coli fam...gimme some stories about your dumb significant others brehs and brehettes!

 

[no.]

A guy I was seeing told me he only ever read one book out of his own free will.

I don't get how anyone can completely reject reading for fun. Books come in all sizes, styles, subjects and genres. I grant you, no matter what kind of person you are, you can find something you enjoy reading.