A breh I met in boot camp ended up becoming a Navy Seal. We kept in contact and whenever we had a chance we would he together and shoot the shyt.
One time he invited me over to his house to watch football. Told me he would introduce me to some of his Navy Seal friends too. I was like word!
I come over and he was in the kitchen so he saw me pull up. I did not have to knock. He lets me in. Tells me to go on down to the basement. He was getting wings out the oven. So I am heading down the steps and I hear his other 3 Navy Seal buddies talking. They did not know I had came in.
they were talking about some mission and how they tortured a dude The one cac was like . So we started cutting off his toes cause he was bullshytting
My steps slowed and I wasThen they all spotted me.
To this day this was some of the smoothest shyt I have ever seen. The dude talking switched the convo so slick and showed no surprise or panic. He was like the Bears can’t get a first down damnitAnd his boys also switched into football mode and were
I came on in and we all chopped it up about the game and bullshyt. They played it off so good I started thinking.... maybe I didn’t hear that shyt
I have been thinking of telling the story of my great grandmother. She stayed with us for a bit when I was a teenager. I am convinced she was a witch brehs
We have to hear thisI have been thinking of telling the story of my great grandmother. She stayed with us for a bit when I was a teenager. I am convinced she was a witch brehs
I got some more details from my moms over the holidays. I need to write this shyt out
Back when we had these, I could heard a lot of my neighbors dirt
I have been thinking of telling the story of my great grandmother. She stayed with us for a bit when I was a teenager. I am convinced she was a witch brehs
I got some more details from my moms over the holidays. I need to write this shyt out
Back when we had these, I could heard a lot of my neighbors dirt
Breh I use to do that shyt too...
ole janky ass technology, they must've freaked walkie talkies someway that turned em into phones
You overthink things way too much smhI know those special forces cats are no saints. But the matter of fact way they were discussing it had me
They were casually talking about snipping off toes like we would talk about the NBA playoffs.
when they noticed me my first thought was shyt. I started scoping out the situation cause I assumed there was a possibility I could get murked for simply hearing the wrong shyt. One cac was eating chips on the couch. The cac talking was at the pool table sipping a drink. The other seal was a light skin breh was on the other couch with pretzels in his hands. And my homie was just coming down the steps behind me with the a bowl full of wings
After a hasty calculation I decided I am about to get murked efficiently.
Instead of that they smoothly switched the convo to the game and acted like that convo never happened
Your probably right breh. I heard that shyt and immediately was
and continued. 
