What are the worst things you've ever heard while eavesdropping on someone's conversation?

[get these nets]

Dude about to throw his life away.

He's on the phone with his daughter's mother

The mother's boyfriend disciplined his daughter. She(his daughter) told him, and he was telling the woman that he was on his way over to handle the dude, and "I don't care if I go back to jail"

I felt so bad for the guy that I thought about saying something , making up a story about 'yo, don't do it.....my cousin is locked up now over the same scenario, bring a witness'

but this dude was seeing red, and you never know what people will do when they are that angry

 

[Arcavian]

So I'm doing Uber and I pick up this girl in oak Cliff. She's on the phone with her homegirl and she says "I can't believe I got this s*** yo javonte may have burned me and girl I went to the doctor and they told me I got herpes



And girl I cried and I cried and I cried but the doctor was telling me that so many people got it and don't even know that they have it"

 

[SATAN]

I speak Spanish but I'm black so the Mexicans at my job just say anything because they don't know I can understand them

The older Mexican women be talking about all kinds of fukked up shyt


Like one woman's husband got caught by police for picking up hookers


Another chick been cheating on her husband with some dude she met at the club.


Another chick has never been sure that her husband is actually the father of their now adult daughter, but the husband has no doubt and has no idea she was cheating back then

 

[TEH]

I speak Spanish but I'm black so the Mexicans at my job just say anything because they don't know I can understand them

The older Mexican women be talking about all kinds of fukked up shyt


Like one woman's husband got caught by police for picking up hookers


Another chick been cheating on her husband with some dude she met at the club.


Another chick has never been sure that her husband is actually the father of their now adult daughter, but the husband has no doubt and has no idea she was cheating back then

 

[Vandelay]

Was doing Uber 5 years ago in Philly/South Jersey, and I picked up this white couple from a wedding reception.

Apparently the couple had an open relationship, and I'm assuming the crehette was the only one benefitting from this relationship because she said, "babe, are you upset that I gave him my number and I was flirting with him? You knew what this was when "we" agreed to this. You need to just get over it, it's not that serious."

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

but im ok with it

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Girl at the school i worked was talking real loud on the phone. At the age of 12, she lied to her mother about not being a virgin. The truth was her mother boyfriend was having sex with her while her moms was asleep. Eventually she told her mother but guess what? Her mama blamed her.

The crazy thing is we had a convo like 2 weeks prior when i found she didn't "like boys". This was surprise to me because she's a big flirt. Now, she goes with guys and use them for money. But after that phine convo, it makes sense. Havent spoke with her about hearing her phone convo. But apart of me wants to so she can get some help. I don't know.

How old is/was she
Aren't y'all obligated to report things like that

 

[Crayola Coyote]

At work i heard a white woman customer say the world start going soft when white comedians stop making fun of black people and slavery...

the fuk

 

[Crayola Coyote]

nikka that's light af
You surprised a woman was talking about having sex

yes.

 

[Jammer22]

Back some years ago I was doing some paid research for undergrads at RIT. There were 3 from my commuinty college(including me).

So one day while we're in the lab one of the students, a chick that look like a slighty chubby hispanic Bebe Rexha with less ass, is talking.

I found out she was pretty white washed talkative early on.

What I didn't know was that she also had no filter in more professional settings.

She's busy talking to about 4 the female student researchers at the college, one dude and me on the periphery.

She talking bout relationships and goes" yeah that's why can't do that with my boy friend. I don't give blow jobs."

And she said that shyt clearly and loud.

And then she repeats it again.

"He wants me to but I don't want, I just do blow jobs. I don't like it."

And briefly goes into more details...

"I'll do hand jobs. I don't mind those, but..."

And so forth before the other girls drift into something else less explecit but related.

I go

And drift away further into the lab and outside the convo circle.

I look over and find the professor talking to some like 2 students. But he was only like 12 to 15 feet away tops. I know he heard. Did'nt say anything though.

Nobody did.

Might have paused a bit, but the convo went on like nothing happened. Meanwhile Im trying to do a sneak shuffle and pretending she didnt embarrass the coordinators who set the 3 weeks of research up for us.

I just remember making sure not to be around her in the lab so that she would trap me with her reckless conversation.

Yes I was afraid of what she'd say next. And I still wonder if the coordinators knew how much she ran her mouth.

 

[MidniteJay]

I know those special forces cats are no saints. But the matter of fact way they were discussing it had me


They were casually talking about snipping off toes like we would talk about the NBA playoffs.

when they noticed me my first thought was shyt. I started scoping out the situation cause I assumed there was a possibility I could get murked for simply hearing the wrong shyt. One cac was eating chips on the couch. The cac talking was at the pool table sipping a drink. The other seal was a light skin breh was on the other couch with pretzels in his hands. And my homie was just coming down the steps behind me with the a bowl full of wings

After a hasty calculation I decided I am about to get murked efficiently.


Instead of that they smoothly switched the convo to the game and acted like that convo never happened

My dumbass would have been "Yoooo Don't stop. Who was getting their toes cut off?!"

Probably would have never seen me again.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

I was sitting in a Starbucks doing paperwork on my laptop while this Asian guy next to me was talking to some female friend of his, telling her how he had started dating this Christian girl who was a virgin and didn't believe in sex before marriage and he was pretending to agree and shyt but the whole time he was just plotting how to fukk her and bounce. Kept talking about how innocent she was and how much he wanted to fukk.

I know for most people that ain't much but it really hit me the wrong way, I wanted to throw hands. I was quieter back then, have a lot more DGAF now and would either humiliate his ass right there or plot a way to get his facebook and expose him to protect that child.



On a different note when I was a teacher I used to confiscate notes from my high school students and some of the shyt those girls said was

 

[TNOT]

Apartment complexes have thin walls.

I stayed next to upstairs from a single white mom and her daughter. The mom would come home for lunch break sit on the patio and talk on the phone while she smoked her cigarette.

My work schedule was erratic so I would be home a lot during the day.

some of the conversations:
She knew her daughter was fukking, she found used condoms under the bed. She had a feeling” she was fukking that lil black boy who rides his bike all the time “


Her ex husband was a scumbag who was hooked on coke and moved to Houston to be in a band.


Her sister was a so called lesbian who still fukks with her black high school boyfriend.

These convos would last about 15 minutes, if I was home during lunch I would just open the patio door and get my white trash gossip for the day.


She knew all my business tho.

How many times a week I had company
When I went to work
How long I was gone for
she would say shyt like” I knew you were back in town I heard you moving around late last night”

 

[Jammer22]

Apartment complexes have thin walls.

I stayed next to upstairs from a single white mom and her daughter. The mom would come home for lunch break sit on the patio and talk on the phone while she smoked her cigarette.

My work schedule was erratic so I would be home a lot during the day.

some of the conversations:
She knew her daughter was fukking, she found used condoms under the bed. She had a feeling” she was fukking that lil black boy who rides his bike all the time “


Her ex husband was a scumbag who was hooked on coke and moved to Houston to be in a band.


Her sister was a so called lesbian who still fukks with her black high school boyfriend.

These convos would last about 15 minutes, if I was home during lunch I would just open the patio door and get my white trash gossip for the day.


She knew all my business tho.

How many times a week I had company
When I went to work
How long I was gone for
she would say shyt like” I knew you were back in town I heard you moving around late last night”

I was always when girls would track my time and the exact routes I would walk.

Just female friends too.

I'm thinking I'm taking random strolls but nope.

They be telling me about patterns i make that i dont even pat attention to.

Flattering, but low key creepy.