What are you brehs paying for child support?

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

Well when you were with the women you could afford it after shyt goes left unplanned and she gets 30-40-50% a month … now it’s HARD to afford it… it doesn’t go right from nuttin in a chick to hard to afford

understandible but believe it or not there are ways to mitigate this.... gettin with a spouse that has their own shyt to lose and their own resources, getting married and getting a prenup. i mean..... did you read what OP posted "i wasn't with her when she got pregnant " now he here crying trying to rally the troops lmbo.

cuz i already know for me... based on the dudes i've dated and make more money than.... no way i'm getting 50% of his income a month lol. if it came down to him crying broke, i probably wouldn't even want it tbh. that's my jit so they gonna be well taken care of regardless, on ME. i can say that now, because i know i'm in a financial position to do so. which is why i didn't just get "nutted in" in the past.

tldr: put some more steps before the "nuttin in a chick" part.

 

[Laidbackman]

Idk where you got 1/3 from…. I said to a man making $2,500 a month, probably around 65k annually.. $1,500 is 60% of their monthly take home

I got the 1/3 from the child support system back in the day. Now you know. Good you did the math.

 

[Laidbackman]

Some of y'all got me thinking about that Chris Rock album in the 90's, when he said:

"If you rich, and making 15 million a month, and the judge make you pay 1/3 in child support, then you can say, 'Cool, I still got 10 million'

"But if you make $30,000, and gotta pay 1/3 of that, you going to jail".

Mind you, he told this joke back when you thought you arrived if you made $30,000. And the average brother wasn't even making that.

 

[The Radiant One]

Have yall even seen a child support calculation form? Its all based on existing income/expenses. If your and the child's income/expenses don't add up to a certain amount, you aren't going to have to pay something larger. Its all math based on existing income/expenses. Op should actually be ashamed comin trying to humble brag on the amount he pays, while getting you all riled up and not wanting to take care of kids based on an outlier case.

@JetFueledThoughts @Ezekiel 25:17

the below is a more average case.breakdown where both parents make about 60k combined. and believe it or not, the first column is what the mother makes so you see her portion is more. the second column is what the father makes, and the last column is the total.

lol child support is state based so it’s completely different

understandible but believe it or not there are ways to mitigate this.... gettin with a spouse that has their own shyt to lose and their own resources, getting married and getting a prenup. i mean..... did you read what OP posted "i wasn't with her when she got pregnant " now he here crying trying to rally the troops lmbo.

cuz i already know for me... based on the dudes i've dated and make more money than.... no way i'm getting 50% of his income a month lol. if it came down to him crying broke, i probably wouldn't even want it tbh. that's my jit so they gonna be well taken care of regardless, on ME. i can say that now, because i know i'm in a financial position to do so. which is why i didn't just get "nutted in" in the past.

tldr: put some more steps before the "nuttin in a chick" part.

They same to be said about women who complain about being single mothers I’m doing fine daycare is 1500 a month

This is a thread for the childless brehs who feel pressure to have kids and being married you may not pay child support but you have to spend money on wife and kids and school activities

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

This gotta be the most convoluted humble brag thread i believe i have ever witnessed.

Well played op

 

[Astroslik]

arent you a doctor OP?

Not like it matters, still think its bullshyt what you have to deal with

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

$700 a month plus health insurance($350 a month in further deductions from my paychecks) which I was already doing anyway.

Honestly I was paying more when I was married because I was always covering his insurance and I was paying for child care which was like $1300 a month on top of the ridiculous amount of household bills a woman brings in because women are expensive for no fukking reason at all. I came up paying child support.

 

[Laidbackman]

I only knew one chick who had to pay child support, and she wasn't even making good money. As a matter of fact, she was on the guard force with me, and just above broke like the rest of us. All I can say is, the father must have been making minimum wage or below, and she must have did something real messed up for him to get custody. She was kind of a happy-go-lucky type hood girl, but sorta simple and combative, and a little feminist. And her type of man was always the hood type, with a nice ride, as long as he was in the hood. Her baby's father probably didn't even have a nice ride.

But I do remember she was going for a theology related certificate right about the time I was leaving. And she completed it not long after I had left. Everybody was proud of her, including myself. I think I influenced her when I was getting my IT degree while working there. And I had finished my degree the same month I left. I know I digressed, but I thought this part about her was really worth sharing.

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

 

[rico_85]

$3000 for 3 kiddos

 

[#BOTHSIDES]

I’m paying 1700 for one child for you single brehs don’t feel shame for not having kids you got your entire pay check to yourself

I’m paying $0. I have no kids

 

[Yaboysix]

After them Crackas told me "make it enough"



I followed the advice of the roadside assistance Nygga who helped me with my tire...

"Handle that shyt through mediation..."

Did that and got my child support dropped down to $136 a piece (3 kids)



Moved from Palatka to Tampa, started working healthcare, made more money and shut the Fck up...I ain't arguing back and forth no more, no tit for that, being petty...lemme pay my lil 400 something a paycheck and we all be cool. Get this shyt over with..y'all got it.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

And they all laughed at me when I said: “when in doubt, always pull out.”

 

[CopiousX]

I’m paying 1700 for one child for you single brehs don’t feel shame for not having kids you got your entire pay check to yourself

How did you get the number so low , given your profession? I think I recall you having a post about being a physician. I find it hard to believe a woman wouldn't take you to the cleaners.

 

[#BOTHSIDES]

I need to stop playing and get that snip-snip

Did you get it?