What are your pet peeves? We all got em

[Ohene]

LMAO I used to work at a grocery store. If they took more than a minute, I'd tell them I'd count it out for them and I was good to go. Ugh, I worked really shyt jobs so my life was filled with these types of pet peeves

You ever deal with somebody who changes their order after you already done cooked up most of the meal Flippin idiot freshmen at school.

Working at a campus restaurant changed my whole etiquette. Anywhere I go now, I order like its the soup nazi's kitchen.

 

[The Antagonist]

Picky eaters. What I mean by this is people who claim they don't like a bunch of foods that every day normal people like, because when they were growing up their parents never made them try different things.

People who pee with the bathroom door open. The sound of urine hitting the toilet water is to me, so when people do this it irks the hell out of me.

White people who call Curtis Jackson "Fiddy Cent" instead of "Fit-D Cent"

People who use "K" as a response in a text message. Not only is it gay sounding, but have we really become so lazy that we can't type the extra one letter to make it the proper "OK"?

People who think tipping isn't necessary. At the same time, bartenders and servers who complain about tips like they don't realize it is an option not a requirement. As someone who grew up in the bar industry it irks me when people leave no tip at all, but it irks me even more when bartenders (mostly female) complain about how shytty their tips were that night, but yet still made more in an 8 hour or less shift than people who do construction and other manual labor would in the same amount of time.

People who use credit/debit cards for everything. Actually, I have no problem with that per se, just the people who think cash no longer exists, and get pissed at you when they have to use it and say shyt like "I don't have any cash on me". Why don't you carry at least a 20 in your pocket for emergencies?.. and why are you copping an attitude about not having any, just hit the fukking ATM and keep it movin'.

People who like making small talk. Small talk makes me feel awkward because I can never come up with much to say. If we don't have a common interest or something to talk about, I'd prefer you don't try to force a conversation with a question like "So how about that weather out there?"

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

- People who use social media to post their life highlights to try and get others jealous, that's why I don't fukk with the FB anymore.

- People who equate album sales, movie sales, tv ratings or other financial measurements to the quality of entertainment/entertainers. Like they're getting a cut.

 

[darkmanp]

I hate people who are constantl asking for favors (money, rides, borrow stuff, etc.).

Also hate when those people at mall kiosks try to get you to buy their products. I can be walking past and one of those fools will start yelling "Hey sir! Can I show you something?" I even had one female grab me by the hand and pull me to her kiosk.

Then they wanna show you how the product works and finally gives you a price. You tell em you not interested they talk about giving you a special deal. Finally you tell em you don't have the money or still not interested, they give you the , like you just wasted their time.

It is even worse on the streets, like when dudes are selling dvd's, colognes, and clothes.

 

[The Antagonist]

People who have this obsession with "real" and "fake" people. Like every person in their life is fake and a "hater".

People who have the phrase "real shyt" in their everyday vocabulary.

 

[tonyclifton]

When people say the word conversate

Back when i used to trip and there was alwys some white person up in face making faces trying to trip me out

Like no bytch, your just pissing me off

People who dont tip

People who talk loud at movies ( the reason i never go to the movies with my fam. They tAlk the whole time and sneek in stanky ass food. Its awful)

People who dont know how to merge onto the highway trying to kill me
Wtf are u accelerating when i am and braking when i am

The smell of old people

Dot hate gay people, but i hate the fact hey think theyre initled to have there parades and practically butt fukk eachother and walk around with ass chaps
Like strait people could do that

 

[NuclearBomb]

i cant stand people chomping down food with they mouths open

people who drive on or just below the speed limit.

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

lol it isn't....and i was aware...its just made me think of it....

but twitter has ruined our spelling...people aren't even being smart about it any more....i mean you should at least get it in spellcheck range...

Not just Twitter, texting in general.

I was very anti-texting, I do it now but I always use the correct spelling and try and use commas when appropriate.

This just made me think of another one, this is probably one of the worst offenses.

-Motherfukkers who spell words incorrect on purpose and without any reasoning. For example

Dude spelled Dewd
Love spelled Luv
Crack spelled Krack
Cool as Kewl or kool

You know the type of shyt i`m talking about, where spelling it the way they do doesn't really even shorten the word in most cases, and usually the letters are even as close on the keyboard so it actually takes longer to type it.

fukk these fukking people.

 

[Kliq_Souf]

I cant stand impatient muthafukkas...
waiting in line is a part of life that everyone has to deal with.
U see that person sitting there tappin their feet and lookin at their watch every five seconds, gasping and shyt

 

[sixsixtwo]

When a light is off when someone enters a room but the light is left on when they leave a room..

People who can't spell..

nikkaz who have watched Panther once & swear they're Huey Newton reincarnated..

Stupid phrases like "black queen", "a real man/woman", "have a blessed day."

Fake eyelashes, drawn on eyebrows..

Chipped nail/toe polish..

Insecure nikkaz with receding hairlines who just won't let it go.. (Do you know how stupid you look?)

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

- People who claim to have haters, the everyday guy who you know from around the way who thinks they have hated. That dude is usually just an a$$hole looking for an excuse or trying to feel more important than he is.

- When you get stopped for a seatbelt violation and the cop asks "Have you ever been arrested before?" It's like, look motherfukker you can find that out on your computer and what does that have to do with me not wearing my seatbelt, fukk you. I always tell them no, cop always comes back with "Why did you lie about being arrested". I tell em, I didn't think it was relevant to this situation

 

[swimmingpools]

- When people cant chew with their mouths closed.
- people who say the word "swag" and are serious.
- Dont touch the top of my glass, please. HATE THAT.
- Wet counters
- People who are indecisive with the littlest things.
- If I know who you are, cool, but dont f-cking come up to me and grab my hair.
- Im a speed demon, but I hate when people drive in the fast lane slow as f-ck then want to speed up when you try to pass them.
- Seeing people with 50-11 items in the 20 items or less lane. Or seeing people with mass amount of stuff in the self checkout
- When people dont cover their mouths when they sneeze or cough. Coughing all up in my face or sneezing all over people is not cool at all!
- People who dont listen then hold up the lecture by asking something that was already covered.

Let me stop now.

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

I cant stand impatient muthafukkas...
waiting in line is a part of life that everyone has to deal with.
U see that person sitting there tappin their feet and lookin at their watch every five seconds, gasping and shyt

These type of people at a crowded restaurant are the worse. Always going up the hostess, like their wait is more agonizing than all the other hungry people. Saw a bytch come at dude with "I have 3 hungry kids now and this is unacceptable". No bytch, you letting your kids act like fukking a$$holes in public is unacceptable, teach them in life you have to wait.

I wanted to smack that bytch

 

[IPunchFaces]

Motherfukkers that wanna talk so close to your face. Male or Female...like why are you soooo fukking close to me...you see me backing away, that doesn't mean you need to step closer to me. I need 3 feet motherfukker...step back.

 

[Jayson_bourn]

People looking over my shoulder without explaining or announcing themselves.

I cant stand this sh)t

EDIT: Also people trying to continue a conversation with you while you are walking away because you were really too busy to start a convo with them to begin with and they should have noticed that. I swear sometimes i'm having conversations while back peddling with some of these people.