What Are Your Thoughts On Players Using Anal Beads To Win Chess Games

[Armchair Militant]

Bizarro world

 

[General Mills]

Wait wait. If true. How did he get caught??

Was he in a highly ranked match and his beads malfunctioned causing him to

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

I can believe it. Them Eastern Europeans sure are chess crazy. I beat one on lichess during the Covid shutdown and he messaged me demanding a rematch but with the camera on and me butt naked so he can make sure I’m not cheated and I was suppose to stand and do a 360 whenever I made a move for confirmation. dude wasn’t even that highly rated . He was 1900 and I was mid-1800.

Bro you clearly signed up at a gay chess club

 

[who_better_than_me]

Bro you clearly signed up at a gay chess club

Lichess? It’s the biggest chess server in the planet…

 

[Denzel_Saucegton]

Edit: So it would help him choose the correct moves in the game.

 

[IVS]

It would be hilarious if that was the case. Check! My ass!

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[O.T.I.S.]

lol that is a wild theory on how dude was cheating. Vibrating breads in the ass told him where to make his next move?

Not a theory. And I’m sure they had some system

Dude might’ve not been complete trash but probably had got stuck a few times… pause

 

[Fiji Water]

Forget chess, I'll stick with checkers

 

[8WON6]

Is this officially everything? Have we heard everything?

 

[Ridge Forrester]

Bummer

 

[bigdaddy88]

so now we using playing chess as an excuse for fakkit shyt?? huh

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I say just give him the fukking trophy cause the amount of dedication needed to stuff anal beads inside you to cheat proves your passion for the game

Not if he’s used to it

 

[Fiji Water]

so now we using playing chess as an excuse for fakkit shyt?? huh

It seems like this is the first chess game to have 3 queens.

 

[NZA]

im angry that i now know this may be a thing that exists