Paramount...all of it:
- MTV- The Ridiculously (whatever the fukk it's called channel)
- BET-Old hood flicks and demonic black gay shows that I wouldn't touch with a 20-foot branch
- UEFA- Fubol bruvs my deepest sorrows for this was a bad deal all around
- Nickelodeon- Faced defeat when Dan "If the shoes fit a size 9, the toes are mines" Schneider got outted as a whole JBO deviant
- CBS-LMAO
- Bellator- If a tree falls in a vacant Bellator arena, do y'all think people will give a shyt

Funny, this thread was posted. It reminded me of a time when I tried to convince old heads to cut the cord, since cable is basically an abandoned block with vacant homes.
The irony is that the streaming era became Kensington Ave from the open market all the way to the over saturation of product with the dope fiends trying to find a cheap fix.