What first world problems did ya'll have today?

Exiled Martian

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Had to turn away an overly gorgeous woman because she refused to do something about her tan lines.....:camby::troll:



On some real shyte my whip was looking extremely dirty (white car probz) & I couldn't be asked to drive to the car wash....:yeshrug:

Fukked up thing is earlier on at lunch it was my turn to drive to Nandos & I had the misfortune of entertaining two attractive female colleagues from another site.

One of them made a playful dig at me saying ' You scrub up well, it shame your car doesn't follow suit' :mjcry:
 

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I woke up this morning to use my wifes phone and I suspect she was watching porn last night. The video player was the last app open and theres no search history, dont mind just curious what kind she was watching

Also dealing with the anxiety of this job interview I have later. I know they drug test and I ate a edible and did some other stuff like a month ago.

Have to use the bathroom and all three are occupied :sadcam:
 

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No one in the fukking office decided to buy cups, so im drinking this super hot coffee out of the smallest, thinnest Styrofoam cup i have ever seen. :snoop:
 

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All facts.

I forgot my plug in charger for my phone today, so now I only have my car charger. How the fukk am I gonna keep my phone charged in the office?:upsetfavre:

And then motherfukkers drank all the coffee in the cafeteria. So now I'm supposed to make more?:stopitslime:

Last but not least the battery to my key fob is dead. Now I gotta use my actual key to open my car door. This can't be life brehs :snoop:

I've been getting the Key Battery Low warning every time I start my car for weeks.
Now I'm going to have to go to walgreens and buy a stupid watch battery, or else I'll have to actually take my keys out my pocket to open the doors or start my car. :flabbynsick:
 

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I am upset that I have to have my meals in this expensive hotel we are staying at for a work conference when I would rather be eating out in this new city I'm traveling to and watching locals.


I bought an Energy Drink from a Vending Machine
It was supposed to be Lemonade Monster Rehab, but it came out Orangeade :mjcry:
It was $3.50; I put 5 dollars in and it only gave me a dollar change back :mjcry:

:sadcam:
But the Orange flavor rehab is so good though. The lemon tea becomes too tarty for me.
Both make me productive as ever.
 

Regine Hunter

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I am upset that I have to have my meals in this expensive hotel we are staying at for a work conference when I would rather be eating out in this new city I'm traveling to and watching locals.



But the Orange flavor rehab is so good though. The lemon tea becomes too tarty for me.
Both make me productive as ever.
i've grown to like the lemon one so much it's all i'm used to.
i just hate when i drink it so fast and i start coughing it burns my entire windpipe :sadcam:


energy drinks :blessed:
 

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My TV at my desk at work wasn't picking up Channel 6. I had to stand up and put my antenna on top of my neighbors stack of 3 post binders. But hey, I got Channel 6 now.........
 

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I'm off today.....only issue so far is waiting for NBA 2K15 to install on my PC. :sadbron:

Almost done tho:to:
 
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