What happens when you're married and....

[silk scarfs]

never got into argument and slept on the coach. but one time my shawty farted in her sleep and i just left and got on the coach cause that shyt smelled crazy

 

[Robo Squirrel]

bytch please.

 

[Traveler]

Wife's never kicked me out of bed. She can't stand it if I am not there. There have been a few times I been mad and I go to the couch. She always comes and gets me. Lol I be faking I ain't gonna lie.

 

[KRayner]

whatever you do, DONT sleep on the couch

 

[LowkeyD]

Never happened to my Dad or I.

 

[TAYLONDO SAMSWORTHY]

...your wife tells you to go sleep on the couch cause you pissed her off?

I aint married or nothin but I promise whoever my future wife is is in no danger of treatin me like prime Carl Winslow

 

[The Fade]

If my name is on the mortgage fukk no

No more gen x cuck behavior

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

not married but when i went through it, i just went to the other room myself or left. that probably hit even worse

 

[Amo Husserl]

You and your wife sleep on the couch because you are both pissed off.

 

[Duke Wy Lin]

Be a grown ass man that gets kicked out of the bed, brehs.

Might as well be in an open relationship at that point

 

[spliz]

If I ever slept anywhere but my own bed it's by choice. I'd be damned. Lol

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

I’ve only voluntarily slept on the couch…mostly if I’m watching something and fall sleep or back when the boys were young and might get sick and wanna sleep with they momma.

Y’all ain’t coughing, hacking and snottin on me uulll , dueces

 

[ItsPeople]

imagine your wife even fixing her mouth to say this



OP

 

[Magic Mulatto]

The fukk I look like sharing my bed with a woman….


















….

 

[Devilinurear]

...your wife tells you to go sleep on the couch cause you pissed her off?

You take the couch into the bedroom