What happens when you're married and....

[datnigDASTARDLY]

Wife's never kicked me out of bed. She can't stand it if I am not there. There have been a few times I been mad and I go to the couch. She always comes and gets me. Lol I be faking I ain't gonna lie.

This.

There’s no way your girl, even if y’all get into it, wanna cuddle by themselves.

shyt don’t even compute in a healthy relationship.

 

[LebronsHairline]

Avi checks out

 

[jdubnyce]

Never been kicked out my bed...yeah my king sized bed that I bought with money from my chequing account

If I fall asleep on the couch, because I'm gaming, watching ball, that's my choice

 

[Clayton Endicott]

I wish I would; in a house in which I pay bills?

 

[Oatmeal]

You take the couch into the bedroom

I would do this 100%, I ain't even petty like that but for that situation I'd make an exception

 

[MajesticLion]

The second you turn things into a competition, you've already lost.

 

[WaveWhisperer]

Only time i sleep on the couch is when i feel like sleepin on the couch

I wish a heffer would tell me

 

[Trav]

Never happened. If anything, I'll put myself on the couch if I'm annoyed enough and then she tries to get me to come to the bed anyway lol

 

[Biblical Goon]

I’m posting from the couch right now …this time of year we’re always fighting. We alternate sometimes when we do fight, sometimes she would go on the couch & this time it’s me. I don’t mind it tho, much rather be out here right now given the circumstances. I can tell most of y’all nikkas ain’t married

 

[Savvir]

I remember having issues with my ex wife and CHOOSING to sleep on the couch instead of next to her...

She used to be so pissed.

 

[KnickstapeCity]

I’m posting from the couch right now …this time of year we’re always fighting. We alternate sometimes when we do fight, sometimes she would go on the couch & this time it’s me. I don’t mind it tho, much rather be out here right now given the circumstances. I can tell most of y’all nikkas ain’t married

You got a big dikk, breh

 

[bnew]

 

[big bun]

My wife tried that shyt one time…even locked the bedroom door on me. I kicked that muthafukka in, got in the bed and slept like a baby that night.