What is the most blatant lie someone has said to you?

[Silver Surfer]

When i picked my major for college...I told my uncle I was going for "computer science"...nicca said "when you get out , I got a job for you"...I was like ...."nicca you got a lawn service"

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

When i picked my major for college...I told my uncle I was going for "computer science"...nicca said "when you get out , I got a job for you"...I was like ...."nicca you got a lawn service"

He's probably just talkin' big, or has absurdly huge dreams for his own business where his landscaping business becomes so huge that it would somehow necessitate hiring someone with a CS degree.

Anyway, the biggest lies someone ever told me:

• We will for sure have sex if you help me move apartments.
• You won't get sick from eating these fries.
• I love you.

 

[Blankthawtz]

girl: I'm a virgin

 

[Silver Surfer]

girl: I'm a virgin

 

[Silver Surfer]

He's probably just talkin' big, or has absurdly huge dreams for his own business where his landscaping business becomes so huge that it would somehow necessitate hiring someone with a CS degree.

Anyway, the biggest lies someone ever told me:

• We will for sure have sex if you help me move apartments.
• You won't get sick from eating these fries.
• I love you.

yeah nicca was flexin something serious...I just looked at my dad like "mjpls:

 

[Won Won]

"I've never done this before"

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

girl: I'm a virgin

This was always the best one back in high school. Glad to finally get out of that shyt when I had, and girls finally started owning up to their actions.

Then again... looking back, it was probably an easy way to tell which girls were all whored up. Only regret is that I didn't see this shyt sooner.

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

"my daddy used to touch me when I was a kid"

"I'm pregnant"

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

"I don't usually do this"

or

"I'm not racist or anything but..."

or

"I like nice guys"

 

[Nemesis]

"my daddy used to touch me when I was a kid"

"I'm pregnant"

someone actually lied about being touched by their dad?

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

"Jesus is coming back."

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

someone actually lied about being touched by their dad?

yup...bytch was nuts.

she was a lil slut, too, so I believe it... she didn't come clean til a couple days later

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Random Coli poster: "I make six figures and I only fukk dimes."

 

[FreedS[ohh]lave]

"It's your kid"

"Just force yourself on me at times i like play rape"

 

[Numpsay]

My sister came to give you the money, but then two dudes grabbed her and beat and raped her.



Excuse I got from an old roommate of mine when her sister ain't show up to pay me for the rent that month, since she was out of town in San Antonio getting a Oophorectomy.