What is the most blatant lie someone has said to you?

[fendi_mane]

That's my lil sister...

bytch denied her own child...smh

 

[jalamanta]

"i fukked 50 bytches in 30 days"

 

[beenz]

*waits for a female to come in here and say "I'm just gonna put the tip in"*

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

My Brother: Ma said we can play the Nintendo.

Me:









Mom: *waking up from nap with Intercontinental Championship thick belt in hand*:

 

[Action Jackson]

That my vote counts