What is the most blatant lie someone has said to you?

[Silver Surfer]

Random Coli poster: "I make six figures and I only fukk dimes."

 

[cleanface coney]

that i wasnt gone be shyt

 

[Egomaniacal1]

"Naw baby, i ain't cheatin"....followed sometime thereafter with "Won't no other woman love you like i do/have!!"

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

"my daddy used to touch me when I was a kid"

"I'm pregnant"

Happened to a buddy of mine because his girlfriend wanted to stay with him. A few months passed and she wasn't getting bigger, so she had to confess that she wasn't pregnant. Furious, he told her to kill herself and that she was a worthless pile of flesh that was not worthy to have a vagina attached to it. (I'm paraphrasing.)

He saved up thousands in the meantime, though, and put down a payment on a pretty cool truck, so hey.

 

[Nemesis]

yup...bytch was nuts.

she was a lil slut, too, so I believe it... she didn't come clean til a couple days later

smh....bet the sex was good...... its always the crazy ones

 

[Silver Surfer]

"That wasnt my mamma that called you...must have been one of yo other ho's"

...fukked this thick 18 year old

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

smh....bet the sex was good...... its always the crazy ones

loosest p*ssy I've ever had

freaky as all hell tho

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

Happened to a buddy of mine because his girlfriend wanted to stay with him. A few months passed and she wasn't getting bigger, so she had to confess that she wasn't pregnant. Furious, he told her to kill herself and that she was a worthless pile of flesh that was not worthy to have a vagina attached to it. (I'm paraphrasing.)

He saved up thousands in the meantime, though, and put down a payment on a pretty cool truck, so hey.

told me she "lost" it after a few weeks

 

[Roman Brady]

"It's your kid"

"Just force yourself on me at times i like play rape"

You must be in a homo relationship because no broad would say that crazy or not

 

[YBE]

"I got tested last month"

 

[Scotch Hall]

wrestling ain't real

 

[Pillowysoft83]

I think I told this story before but when I was in the fifth grade this boy in my class swore up in down that his girlfriend was murdered by Candy Man.

He has male pattern baldness now so I guess we even.

 

[STEVE]

with me she "lost" it after a few weeks

same fukking thing happened to me.

i was for a week thinking my life was ruined and she hit me with that one and i was like but secretly

 

[opulence]

Can you come and pick me up for our date...my cars in the shop...

So I tried to keep being his friend after this lie but then I noticed I kept hearing his mom and sis in the background at odd times of night and through out the day randomly..
So finally one night at 2am I was like who is that in your background?

He said my sis I'm like at 2am? Dude you live with them stop lying...he wad like na we all got keys to each other place and we live on the same block lmao

 

[bigmac]

"I'm pregnant"