What is the most embarrassing thing you've done drunk? Share your story

[Obreh Winfrey]

I seen a kid get so drunk he was reevaluating his life decisions verbally as we tucked him into bed .

 

[TAYLONDO SAMSWORTHY]

Pre-Uber Days: Got bent at a strip club with one of my boys and took his keys from him so he wouldn’t drive home. Even tho I was prolly more blasted than he was, I took it upon myself to mob home. Doing 100 in a hellcat on the highway, ended up stopping at a gas station and the Jakes pulled up shortly after. Got a DUI that night

 

[Mfalme_Perez]

One summer I was outside bored as fukk,
My cousin calls me and asked if I could walk her to her boyfriends place. I walk her to her location and start walking home to my crib. As I'm going past a house on the corner, a Jamaican woman and her friends ask if I wanted to drink with them. I had nothing else better to do so I told myself "One cup won't hurt." Well, one cup turned into an entire bottle of Jamaican rum. I'm drunk as fukk, dancehall in the background and dancing my ass off. Me and one of the men were talking to each other most of the night and we're both fukked up.

I didn't realize it was damn near 2 am.

Me and homeboy are grinding on each other and then I hear my cousin call my name. "Leissy"! "bytch, tf you doing"?!

Me: "Girl, I'm feeling myself tonight".

She pulls me away and we start walking to the Chinese spot. I somehow manage to get across the street and start pissing in the bushes and then I start throwing up. My cousin walked me home and when I got inside I threw up in a box next to the bed. Passed out and woke up to my god mom saying something about Jamaican rum.

Me: "Linda, can I get some pain medicine." "My head hurt."

Linda: "Nah, but you can have some rum b."

 

[phcitywarrior]

Fell asleep on someone’s yard in the city

 

[jay83]

Hitting on very unattractive women . It was so bad that night this old dude randomly screams “you negros love hitting on average ass p*ssy!”

 

[Swirv]

I saw a drunken dude lick a stripper’s pumpum. She was so disgusted by that.

far as me, just trying to be a b boy in the club and got booted by bouncers for it smh

 

[DropTopDoc]

I’ve got good stories and wild

One time recently i was twisted, a chick was trying to get through the intersection in her car, and it was me and a few people coming through, she beeped i turn towards her and say fukk you, they start spazzing well i up my piece, my friend grabbed me, lord knows what would happen if the cops seen me, i was tripping

Another time me and some friends ran up some stairs in the dorm, like we was running a drunk 4x4 to get to my homeboys room

One night me and this chick killed a whole bottle of vodka i fukked her for an hour straight then sent her home, went to the gym worked out came home took a shower went to sleep

 

[The True HD]

Not really embarrassing moreso as funny but I was drizzed at the casino playing and had to go, they were doing major renovations so like all the normal restrooms were blocked off, I'm lookin and cant find one n I'm like fukk it.... I slid into the cut and took a piss in one of the trash cans, then got a towlette from a waitress n went back playing.... no one saw me physically....

Like 30 minutes later some manager came up to me asking where I came from. Told him I had been playing here for an hour, he's like no that's a lie you just got here blah blah blah..... I show him the Uber receipt from my phone, then he's like oh well that may be true but it looks they have you on camera peeing into one of the garbages on the other side. So I ask him where the restrooms are and he's looking around, I'm like exactly what do you expect me to do? He was heated n despite all I said still kicked me out for 24h.......

 

[Bootzilla]

Got my ass whooped I started shyt and couldn't handle was off the loud too

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

I don't remember

 

[Champagne Kudo]

I just told my homie I was tryna fukk his girl

Of course I didn't but she been fine since high school you can't blame me.

Knocked over a glass table too but it didn't break so

 

[L2014]

Woke up drunk n clocked in

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Pissed in a plant..
Waiting for an elevator in an ex’s apartment lobby

On a dare..
I went to grind a rail on my skateboard @Embarcadero Station..
fukked my whole ankle up
Stole a dog from a homeless man
I ain’t shyt
Speaking of shyt..
Leaving Grand Prize Bar(Htown)..
Mixed dark and light with beer..
Proceeded to take the meanest shyt of my life..
On the side of someone’s home
Over tipped a Denny’s waitress by $30
bytch asked me “Really
Didn’t realize until I saw my CC statement..
Fell asleep in the p*ssy..
Hitting from the side position
Matter of fact..
We both fell asleep
I woke up and drooled all over her hair..
Ate a shyt ton of sand playing catch football on the beach..
Trying to impress some chicks
Fell asleep on my homeboys front yard..
This was after I apparently ate two breakfast on a bun(Whataburger)
Promptly threw them up behind a trash can..
While cops were questioning my homeboy if I’m alright..
Took him 30 minutes to drag me into his house
Smashed a Vietnamese chick at her apartment
I guess we were making a lot of noise and I was saying some vulgar shyt..
That scared the neighbors
Cops came to the crib..
Im up under the bed like this

while they question ol girl
Cops see my feet and started laughing and told her to have a Goodnight..
But keep it down
Proceeded to put her underwear in her mouth..
And continued the session
Last but not least..
Had a small bonfire back in SF(outer Richmond)
Shooting Jager and Jameson all night..
Folks started leaving..
So it was just me and shorty I was digging for a long time..
I really liked her and the alcohol helped..
So we decided to just keep chopping it up and wait for the sunrise..
Everything is a vibe..
So she decides to get a little comfortable under the blanket
We start making out for serious..
But my stomach had other plans
Proceeded to project vomit in her face
Oh the horror..
She called me every kind of bytch nikka in the world
So many combinations of curse words
Shorty hit the 100 yard dash to her car..
Peeled out on some Sideshow shyt..
Luckily I only lived 10 blocks from the beach(43rd and taraval)
She avoided me for months at school..
My nikkas would not let me live that down
Our mutual homegirls hit me with
Every time I asked how she was..
Eventually she talked to me again and I rectified the situation
To be in my 20s again

 

[Loose]

Spilled a drink on a bytch at the club, she thought it was this white dude in front of me and punched him

 

[Sassy]

I was passed out drunk in Miami also being high as hell didn't help. - my friends had to help me

So far, that's it as prior to that, I've somewhat always knew my limit.