What is the most embarrassing thing you've done drunk? Share your story

[Yinny]

Same night:
Sat on a dude’s lap, called him Chris Brown (pre-Rihanna fiasco) and asked was he gonna take me home

party got shut down by fire dept, strutted outside and screamed at the firefighters “WHO WANTS A DOUBLE D HUG?” and proceeded to hug a bunch of them

friend carried me on his back and when they plopped me in the bed I started undressing and said “What? Y’all never seen titties before?”

I was WASTED.

 

[Starboy52]

- Stole a whole steak and put that shyt in my pocket (it was wrapped in aluminum foil) from a family member's function.
- Worked an entire shift still legally drunk on New Years Day because my dumbass forgot about the side effects of a medication I was on at the time and the alcohol heightened it.

 

[Ashley Banks]

Not really embarrassing, just funny. I tried to fight my sister because I thought she finished the pizza but we never bought pizza and I can’t fight for shyt so it was a bunch of random swinging and her laughing at me which was making me madder. It was a mess. The video always has me because she sat down and I bit her on the back of her head

 

[mrfortune]

finest redbone goddess ever with freckles and dreads past her ass. passed out drunk while eating the p*ssy and woke up with my pants around my legs. smh. next thing i knew it was morning smh

 

[Bruce LeRoy]

During a freestyle session at a club DJ gave me the mic, I started spitting some misogynist nonsense trying to be on some Too Short shyt.. the mic was immediately snatched out my hand.

The DJ was like

Had to walk through a crowd of ppl staring at me all the way out the room.

 

[LezJepzin]

I was rafting on the with some new friends I made a week before back in '08. Pounded five beers before I even got on the river .

Thought everything was good until they had captain morgan in pouches along with some other brown liquors . Add the sun glaring down on us (mid 80s) the booze finally caught up with me and I started throwing up all in the raft I was in. I tried controlling it by tilting my head so I'll yak in the river but I mistimed it and threw up on some girl beside me, twice.

I passed out for an hour, waking up periodically to throwing up some more . It wasn't just me but I was by far the most fukked up.

We had to take a shuttle back across town where we parked at and I tried my hardest not to throw up again in the bus . Thankfully I didn't. One of the dudes with us almost started a fight on the bus on some liquid courage That 15 minute ride felt like two hours with all the tension from everyone hungover and families dramatized by our presence.


I had to sit in my truck for almost two hours before I felt sober enough to drive home. Needless to say I never heard from any of them again after that day

Last Christmas Eve I was partying with my Asian brehs, doing 12 shots of Henny in two hours . I was the rest of the night. I remember throwing up but waking up Christmas morning nearly forgetting where I was at first was a trip. I threw up all of a large combination pizza I ate from Domino's before I went to his house . He took a video of me shytfaced to show me how bad it was but unlike those fakkits who me after the rafting trip, he looked out for me because he's my dawg and he knows I've seen him worse

 

[Smokin Rider]

Took around 20 shots within a couple hours when I was like 17 at a party. Called a girl and confessed my love, broke a fence and punched a stranger. None of this I recall whatsoever, it all was relayed back to me the next day when I never felt more close to death and woke up the next day on a strangers couch with a broken rib.

Never got drunk like that ever again

Funny thing is I never regretted the broken rib or pinched stranger, I regretted the call to the girl. I apparently said some wild shyt

She called the next day askin if I was good and I never talked to her again

 

[The Exchanges]

1. Tried to swim in the ocean with my clothes on at night in a foreign country.

2. Threw up, passed out, and woke up inches away from the vomit in my room.

3. Almost killed a breh during a kickback

Those three experiences led to me never drink again. I realized I can't socially drink. Not only do I hate beer, It's either Shots and getting fukked up or i'm not drinking. I'm sure once I get older i'll learn how to get buzzed but until then imma chill on the alcohol.
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Plus, once you're drinking age, that shyt ain't even that fun.

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

Push ups. I do mad push ups when I’m drunk for some reason...

 

[Ciggavelli]

Got kicked out of a casino for being too drunk at 8 in the morning

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Started telling Corey Holcomb style jokes in front of my family

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