What is the sh!t your s/o does that you don't like

[BlvdBrawler]

try to talk/text on the phone all day so by the time we see each other there aint shyt to talk about




i just let my phone die and stay dead for hours at a time now :dead

Relationships are so much fun. Aren't they?

 

[MeachTheMonster]

Of course I don't want to deal with the ramifications of breaking up with her. Who likes to break someone's heart? Is that what you were trying to get at?

The difference between breaking up now and breaking up later is her not having to share a space with someone who wants nothing to do with her. You think it's gonna be easier for her if we're living together and I'm out fukking chicks, or you think it's gonna be easier for her if I'm out of sight, out of mind? You, of course, won't answer that because it kills your whole argument. You're probably gonna say something about "that's not the real reason". By all means, tell me more about me and my relationship. This internet psychology is spot on.

Dumbass.

Yes that's what I'm getting at. You are protecting your own feelings not hers. It feels bad to break someone's heart, because it forces you to look at yourself.

I agree. If the lease is to be up soon you're better off telling her closer to the time when it's up. But also it's unfair to wait too long because she's gonna need to find another living arrangement.

Ain't no Internet psychology going on you said it yourself. You said that you hate to be in relationships and you don't want to break up with her because she will call you crying for two years. The only logical conclusion is that you shouldn't have been her in the first place, and now you are postponing fixing your mistake

 

[T-K-G]

Relationships are so much fun. Aren't they?

tbh i told her about it and she doesn't do it as much, i just got used to my phone being dead and not having to hear everyone elses shyt all day .....


it's pretty nice actually

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

My girl is always pissed off. The only she's calm and relax is when I fukk the shyt out of her

It bees like that sometimes

 

[Kalik]

Go to bed early... which also stinks on nights we go out cuz she be sleepy. --- Wakes up early.. It's saturday and she wanna go out for breakfast and shyt. I'm sleeping in

 

[Chief]

Go to bed early... which also stinks on nights we go out cuz she be sleepy.

Wake her up with the dikk

 

[Kalik]

Wake her up with the dikk

She wakes me up with it and I be then she leaves for work, and I go back to sleep.

I works nights and she works early shift. It's good cuz we both have the house to ourselves till the weekend.

 

[Lakers Offseason]

She always watches non-HD channels. I'm like "you know we pay extra to have HD channels right?"

And she's always like "I see no difference"

That shyt bugs the hell out of me. We got FiOS and their HD is even better than the DirectTV HD that we used to have and I know damn well there's a big difference between SD and HD. I mean hell, on SD, the proportion is stretched out to fit the widescreen, while on HD, it's normal proportion and looks a 100x better.

All she's gotta do is click a button on the remote and it takes you to the HD channel too. That shyt annoys the hell out of me.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

The good outweighs the annoying(not really bad things, per se), but shyt that bothers me AND SHE KNOWS IT:

Not knowing what she wants when we are at the drive thru(i can see being indecisive at a restaurant that has an extensive menu, but McDonald's?????)

Handing the cashier money all out of order. If she gives the cashier $45, the 10 dollar bill will be on top, FACE DOWN, followed by two 5 dollar bills where abe lincolns are kissing, another 10 dollar bill, two more 5 dollar bills with their backs to each other, concluding with five 1 dollar bills in assorted positions

I love my wife tho

 

[954UAlreadyknow]

She always watches non-HD channels. I'm like "you know we pay extra to have HD channels right?"

And she's always like "I see no difference"

That shyt bugs the hell out of me. We got FiOS and their HD is even better than the DirectTV HD that we used to have and I know damn well there's a big difference between SD and HD. I mean hell, on SD, the proportion is stretched out to fit the widescreen, while on HD, it's normal proportion and looks a 100x better.

All she's gotta do is click a button on the remote and it takes you to the HD channel too. That shyt annoys the hell out of me.

too much comedy in this thread

 

[Buckeye Fever]

She always watches non-HD channels. I'm like "you know we pay extra to have HD channels right?"

And she's always like "I see no difference"

That shyt bugs the hell out of me. We got FiOS and their HD is even better than the DirectTV HD that we used to have and I know damn well there's a big difference between SD and HD. I mean hell, on SD, the proportion is stretched out to fit the widescreen, while on HD, it's normal proportion and looks a 100x better.

All she's gotta do is click a button on the remote and it takes you to the HD channel too. That shyt annoys the hell out of me.

My wife USED to be like that. Now, I think she's more HD conscious than I am

 

[MouseTeeth]

Your actually being the b*stard by sticking around and leading her to believe you actually want to be in the relationship. Being afraid to tell the truth is called being a coward, if you really cared about her feelings you would tell her the truth, as of right now you're holding on to protect your feelings, not her's

fukk you lol

 

[VICVALLIN]

Goddamn you are preaching.

I've been completely standoffish, haven't taken her anywhere, haven't really even talked to her much in the last month hoping she starts feeling "too good for this shyt" and leaves, but she's not biting. She's gonna force my hand, cause there's no damn way imma be in this for the rest of my life.

breh, there's never a good time or a good way to break someone's heart. i guarantee you shorty's first argument will be, "why didn't you tell me sooner rather than later so i could find somewhere to live, you a$$hole??" you may think you're doing her a favor, but you're really just delaying the inevitable and creating a whole bunch of other unforeseen problems.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

breh, there's never a good time or a good way to break someone's heart. i guarantee you shorty's first argument will be, "why didn't you tell me sooner rather than later so i could find somewhere to live, you a$$hole??" you may think you're doing her a favor, but you're really just delaying the inevitable and creating a whole bunch of other unforeseen problems.

0 percent correctness. Her first argument is gonna be "why".
Her second one is gonna be "I can't believe you're doing this again."
Then will come tears.
Then a bunch of questions.
More tears.
More questions.
Then she'll move in with her sister.

 

[ThumpDaddy]

Well, my wife isn't really that bad. The only thing I can think of that pisses me off is when she is in the living room with the laptop but she's watching TV at the same time. Now that's cool when you're home alone, but when I come home and get settled in I come in the living room and tell her you got to "Un-Ass" one or the other. Now to be fair to her I let her choose which one she can stay on, but she can't have both.