What is the wildest thing you've ever done?...

[PriceisRight]

1. went to my job on the weekend and got ate under my desk while I processed 200 ee's timesheets
2. had sex in a park, in the daytime, in the summer
3. nah, I cant type that...

 

[SouthernBelle]

Moved into a new apartment just the other week and went down to the pool late night cause some girls were in there. This one chick kept Eying me down, long story short ended up fukking her in the pool while carrying on casual conversation with these other strangers who knew her. Turns out she was 50 and had a son older then me

I'm guessing you didn't wear a condom?

 

[SouthernBelle]

I thought she was passed out. It was at a party she got alcohol poisoning and I started fukking her and she wasn't moving but I was like got my nut and bounced. I found out the next day she died. I had to go down to the police station because I was the last one seen with her.

wow..you raped a dead body. You take the cake.

 

[Jesus]

fukked a 15yr old
masturbate in a church bathroom...came all over the toilet seat
smash a chick i met in a hour raw...matter of fact too many bytches raw...came in most of them as well
get head from two cousins....the second cousin gave me dome on the toilet came on her tittes...used my homeboys shirt who was passed out in the tub as a rag to clean the cum up. nikka woke up shirtless in the tub that morning.

 

[SiickCurllyGurl]

fukked a dead body she was only dead like 10 minutes though so it wasn't creepy.

Anyways.. Ran around the neighborhood naked on a dare... I'll do anything when i'm dared to...

 

[blackzeus]

The real wildest thing most of us have done is f*ck a random female raw IMHO. But as far as action wise, one of the "wildest" things i've done (that I can post about ) in a funny way was at my internship. One day at lunch break the security was f*ckin' with us interns and wouldn't open the gate. It had been like 15 minutes. I said f*ck this, and climbed the gate. Gate was a good 25' high, no barbed wire. I climbed that sh*t, chucked the deuces to the camera at the top of the gate on some type steez, and hopped over to the other side and climbed down. Mind you this was a Fortune 2000 company in the Chi. As soon as I get down, I see about half the plant's management had ran outside If I had been a devious type dude, I would have just fell from about 5' feet and sued them nikkas. I got a lecture from half the management team about behavior in a corporate environment I was a cult hero at the plant for a few days After that the gate opened up right quick Fortunately for me I left the corporate environment, otherwise that review would have f*cked me

 

[Harry Sax]

went to jail in cancun

 

[observe]

Shot up a house party 15 years ago
Sold dope to a 14 year old white gurl..
Kidnapped some nikka that owed me money and held him at my apartment for 3 days..

Did alot of crazy shyt when I was young

 

[NubianVitruvian]

fukked some cougar that picked me up off the side of the street in her car. She asked if I wanted to fukk. My only two questions were "do you have a condom?" and "do you do anal?"

This right after dropping my girl at the time at the bus after I fukked her in my friends washroom.

I was so demonic. I repent friends.

 

[Lavish]

fukked a 15yr old
masturbate in a church bathroom...came all over the toilet seat
smash a chick i met in a hour raw...matter of fact too many bytches raw...came in most of them as well
get head from two cousins....the second cousin gave me dome on the toilet came on her tittes...used my homeboys shirt who was passed out in the tub as a rag to clean the cum up. nikka woke up shirtless in the tub that morning.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

I thought she was passed out. It was at a party she got alcohol poisoning and I started fukking her and she wasn't moving but I was like got my nut and bounced. I found out the next day she died. I had to go down to the police station because I was the last one seen with her.

 

[Lavish]

went to jail in cancun

What was that like my dude? I almost got locked in cancun

fukkin cops pulled me over for fukking littering. Me and my cuz were leavin a bullshyt club so we was walkin back to the hotel and i tossed a beer can in the bushes. Cops drove up and gave me hell for it..told me im going to jail for littering...i fukkin told him ill just pick up the can and put it in the garbage..hes like no, give me $100 and ill let you go.

Im like what? then he grabbed me and was turning me around bout to cuff me so im like ok ok ok...

Breh my flight was literally the following day so i had no choice. Either i pay these pigs or i spend a few nights in a mexican prison where id be food since i dunno sh!t about mexico...then miss my flight and have to pay for a new return flight...

Never going back to cancun.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Me and a few homies smoked up the school parkin lot doin donuts in our cars 2 weeks before HS graduation. We fukked up the parkin lot, we had it lookin like NASCAR. We didn't know any teachers were there late night. (There were)

nikkaz got caught, suspended and almost didn't graduate behind that bullshyt


-College, I had a high speed with the State Troopers, I got away tho

 

[Nemesis]

had a threesome with half sisters
faked an epileptic fit during an exam because i was gonna fail
last minute stand in for an armed robbery

 

[Banned Account12]

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