What is the wildest thing you've ever done?...

[NubianVitruvian]

Another summer I lived in Caledon, just outside of Brampton. I started slamming my friends girl. I get kicked out, I had a 3some with the homies girl and my girl who came back from Vancouver. @Luken can confirm.

The Nubian tells no lies. This is just how I live.

I'm working on another three some right now.

 

[blackzeus]

Shot up a house party 15 years ago
Sold dope to a 14 year old white gurl..


Did alot of crazy shyt when I was young

Breh, the internets is watching, gotta keep some of that sh*t to yourself.

 

[NubianVitruvian]

@NubianVitruvian smashed some old chick he just met off the road

Real shyt homie, we fukked in her car. I went back to the homies house and told them what happened. Felt kinda bad but it was so random I had to do it. I thought, how often does this shyt happen?

Also got me out of that relationship too lol.

Seriously though, I couldn't, wouldn't sit here and lie to you and/or myself. All I got is my word and my balls. That's just how I do.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

met a chick at subway
she was in line
older pawg 39
asked her for name
replied
swapped numbers


long story short
same day smashed while her husband was in the basement..we were upstairs..it was 7pm..he was watching nfl
that was wild for me

 

[Theraflu]

Hm. I fukked my girl in Versailles in Paris.

For those who don't know Versaillies is Marie Antoinette's castle.

Huge tourist attraction in Paris

This is it. Thousands of people go every day

There is a forest behind it and me n my girl went to explore

ended up fukking on a tree from the back standing up.

We walked all the way down on this path and my girl said 'lets have sex' I was like but we did

I could head kids in the background noone saw us tho

Here is the forest

 

[Theraflu]

My ex girl I just broke up with is the person I share my wildest stories with.She always wanted to have sex in the most weird of places

Another time she was giving me head in the financial district but after work hours so noone was there

then these corporate workers passed and stood there watching her give me head

I didn't give a fukk.

I miss her. She was my lil freak

Might get back with her

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Hm. I fukked my girl in Versailles in Paris.

For those who don't know Versaillies is Marie Antoinette's castle.

Huge tourist attraction in Paris

This is it. Thousands of people go every day

There is a forest behind it and me n my girl went to explore

ended up fukking on a tree from the back standing up.

We walked all the way down on this path and my girl said 'lets have sex' I was like but we did

I could head kids in the background noone saw us tho

Here is the forest

smashed my ex at the pyramid when i was in egypt..a nikka felt pharoish

habibis were cool about it ..me and my ex even went as far as trying to reanct some of the sex position done by king tut and wify early 7th century

i was a wild nikka in 2003


yolo

 

[blackzeus]

i guess it would be between butt smashing a chick in church or strongarming money off a bunch of prostitutes in china, both were done before i was 21 back in my real wild days and the older i get the worse i feel about the second one

I had a boy who do similar sh*t in Costa Rica, he would hit pros and then give them the when they asked for money I can't believe he never got shot/stabbed, no lie, that nikka was downright evil sometimes

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

anyone else got stories of smashign chicks at seven of the wonders location?

i got a wild demonic stories during my visit at Petra, Jordan

ill post it later..gotta go and pray salat now
brb

 

[Theraflu]

smashed my ex at the pyramid when i was in egypt..a nikka felt pharoish

habibis were cool about it ..me and my ex even went as far as trying to reanct some of the sex position done by king tut and wify early 7th century

i was a wild nikka in 2003


yolo

nothing like those random ass sessions in random ass places with your girl while on vacay.


I got home and told my nikkas I fukked my girl in Marie Antoinette's yard


Pyramid is a good one. Gonna add that to my sex bucket list

YOLO

 

[Depreciating Asset]

In middle school, pushed a kid down a flight of stairs for absolutely no reason. Just demonic I guess.
Jerked off in the middle of a nightclub (was drunk as hell, 2 fine a$$ lesbians doing some foulness in a cage)



Was about to smash a 15 year old (didn't know til later; swear she looked 19) but had second thoughts about cheating on my girl.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

nothing like those random ass sessions in random ass places with your girl while on vacay.


I got home and told my nikkas I fukked my girl in Marie Antoinette's yard


Pyramid is a good one. Gonna add that to my sex bucket list

YOLO

these nikkas talking about elevators and back of whips smh
the fukk yall IT cert holders know about getting ur smash on at The Lighthouse of Alexandria

 

[beanz]

i beat my meat while driving once. true story

 

[Idaeo]

Stole 4 eight balls of almost pure crystal meth from some gay dude.

Drove across country, set up shop for a few weekends and sold it to some other gay dudes

 

[bangedher_wholesquad]

Threesomes off of randoms. I heard these two girla I had a three some with both got preggo and had an abortion together I was like 19 though. And this is just here say.

Did some criminal things. Or not. But I really don't want to put myself in jail.