What types of people can't you date?

[intruder]

• Needy types - I need my woman to be low maintenance. If you dont hear from me for 2 days there is no need to go into CRISIS mode. I could be busy
• Attention whore - If you need everyone to notice when you enter the room we will not get along
• Reality Housewives fans - If you are really into that kinda show there is a chance that we will not get along. I stopped seeing a chick after she came to my house and had me watching that shyt with her for 2 hours.
• Materialistic types - If you know the names and prices of everything you cant afford on your current salary we will not get along.

more to come

 

[Emperor Sol]

Non-Christians

Women who aren't sweethearts

Low class women

Women who dress with a bit too much hanging out (low class, basically. I'd be ashamed to bring them around my mother)

Whores, sluts, or any variation thereof

Women who wear leopard skin print (whores, basically)

Women who smoke

Women who dye their hair in an overly extravagant color (any color that isn't blonde, black, brown, red or some shade of these colors)

Women who have square root eyebrows

Women who have the conversational intelligence of Kim Kardashian

Women who cuss exorbitantly with no shame

Women that don't love themselves

Women who are obese (I'm pretty generous when it comes to weight and will even date a chubby bytch, but I'm not saving a whale, sorry.)

Women who are physically unattractive

Women who have no ambition

Women who are "independent", career driven and "don't need no man"

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I think I just excluded around 90% of the world's female population right there

I must be asking for too much

 

[Huellz Santana]

fat chicks, chicks who are two biscuits away from being fat, selfish chicks, non-catering chicks, ugly chicks, disrespectful chicks, materialistic chicks, chicks with no sense of humor, crazy chicks​

 

[Chrishaune]

Insecures, Uglies, Fatties, No ambitions, dummies, overly attached ones, illogical ones, pale faces and brokies.

So who are you dating? All of them have insecurities about something. That's just the nature of women.

 

[Binary]

So who are you dating? All of them have insecurities about something. That's just the nature of women.

I think that's what he was getting at

 

[GoPro]

Fat broads need PDA too

They can get that from fat brehs.

Exactly. Fat people need to roll together. I never got that. Fatties wanting slim mates. If I was fat Id grab me a butterball and be content.

 

[Binary]

Exactly. Fat people need to roll together. I never got that. Fatties wanting slim mates. If I was fat Id grab me a butterball and be content.

Hmm, interesting you say that

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Fat chicks
Smokers
Bi-polar types (so much time wasted)
Single mothers (I could date, but couldn't be serious about)

 

[Non Sequitur]

Insecures, Uglies, Fatties, No ambitions, dummies, overly attached ones, illogical ones, pale faces and brokies.

Welp, that rules out women

 

[slk]

What constitutes a shytty taste in music?

Fans of Drake, Lil Wayne, anything emo, most modern pop punk in the blink 52 vein, Coldplay

, Nickleback

, gay artists, only bc that would mean he was gay.... Pop country.

 

[intruder]

• Low class - Those that cant hold a conversation without using cuss words.
  • Basically if words like "nikka" and "b!tch" come out of your mouth more than once in a long while we will not get along
  • If you have no table manners. Trust me im saving you from the wrath of my family
• Extremists
  • Religious
  • Political
  • Feminist
  • Etc

 

[Rawtid]

I couldn't date anyone at this point. I like being exacty who I am without fear that some dude is going to have a problem with it and try to change me later.

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

Outside of unattractiveness, I can't date a dumb chick.

A really dumb chick is the worst.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I can't date....

men without jobs (unless they have a valid reason like they just lost a job or they're actively searching for one)
men who are artists (musicians. Done that too much.)
men who have shytty taste in music

I give most dudes a chance, but I've dated too many unemployed musicians. I actually don't really care about a dude's job or how much money he makes--thus the unemployed musician thing. So it's a thing my parents have pushed me to re-evaluate. When I say "... AND HE HAS A JOB!" They get excited. I think I've only had crushes on two dudes with real jobs, one was a teacher at the place I interned.

Good on you for reevaluating. It sounds like those groups have quite a bit of overlap.

 

[Jx2]

air headed and lack of sense of humor, they usually go hand and hand