What types of people can't you date?

Zapp Brannigan

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  • Fat chicks
  • Girls who can't show an interest in anything that I do
  • Reality TV fans
  • Classless girls
  • Girls with vapid and shallow personalities
  • Non-educated women
  • Women who are bad at sex (yes, it happens)
  • Girls with no personal ambitions
  • Women that limit themselves to a certain "type" of guy because they find a particular image of a guy really attractive rather than his character
 

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Fans of Drake, Lil Wayne, anything emo, most modern pop punk in the blink 52 vein, Coldplay
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, Nickleback
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, gay artists, only bc that would mean he was gay.... Pop country. :childplease:

For whatever reason the bolded has me in tears. We are talking Taylor Swift and friends right??
 

Ashley Banks

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I can't date dudes that

- complain all the time
- have more than 1 kid
- aren't in/ aren't planning to/ or haven't gone to college.
- are super fat or super skinny dudes
- are old
- have braids
- don't have a job or car (unless he's my age)
- are over 25 & live with their parents
- are serious all the time.
- are shorter than me.
- have been to prison/jail
- don't want to get married
- are man whores
- are rude/a$$holes

:ehh:
 

Kilgore Trout

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I can't date dudes that

- complain all the time
- have more than 1 kid
- aren't in/ aren't planning to/ or haven't gone to college.
- are super fat or super skinny dudes
- are old
- have braids
- don't have a job or car (unless he's my age)
- are over 25 & live with their parents
- are serious all the time.
- are shorter than me.
- have been to prison/jail
- don't want to get married
- are man whores
- are rude/a$$holes

:ehh:

:shaq:
 

Chris.B

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I can't date....

men without jobs (unless they have a valid reason like they just lost a job or they're actively searching for one)
men who are artists (musicians. Done that too much.)
men who have shytty taste in music

I give most dudes a chance, but I've dated too many unemployed musicians. I actually don't really care about a dude's job or how much money he makes--thus the unemployed musician thing. So it's a thing my parents have pushed me to re-evaluate. When I say "... AND HE HAS A JOB!" They get excited. I think I've only had crushes on two dudes with real jobs, one was a teacher at the place I interned.
Chances of you procreating with a dead beat is high
 

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  • Low class - Those that cant hold a conversation without using cuss words.
    • Basically if words like "nikka" and "b!tch" come out of your mouth more than once in a long while we will not get along
    • If you have no table manners. Trust me im saving you from the wrath of my family
  • Extremists
    • Religious
    • Political
    • Feminist
    • Etc

  • Fat chicks
  • Girls who can't show an interest in anything that I do
  • Reality TV fans
  • Classless girls
  • Girls with vapid and shallow personalities
  • Non-educated women
  • Women who are bad at sex (yes, it happens)
  • Girls with no personal ambitions
  • Women that limit themselves to a certain "type" of guy because they find a particular image of a guy really attractive rather than his character

Would also have to add multiple baby dads 1 :yeshrug: shyt happens 3 & 4 :whoa: thats habitual
 
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