What was your first time smoking weed like?

[Torrential]

copped a dub, and ate 6 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in an hour i knew the definition of munchies at that point

 

[sanityovar8ted]

the very 1st real time I smoked was when I was 17. it was a joint and I didnt even get high cuz I didnt inhale. I got mad and was like fucc this shyt.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

I coughed. It hurt. Got high as shyt. Laughed at everything. Got paranoid. Ate pizza. Went home and passed out.

 

[No_bammer_weed]

The first few times I smoked, it was just some dirt weed outta pipes, apples, cans...etc. You know sht you do as a kid. Just get a lil popcorn buzz.

The first time I ever got HIGH was on a high school juniors trip to Disneyland. My man rolled a blunt with KUSH, and we hotboxed the hotel closet with it. I was straight lifted out my mind, and in disneyland of all places. I was acting like a NUT....literally like I was 5 years old. Running, jumping, laughing at everything. It might have been the happiest Ive ever been in my life.

 

[Bledswole]

Summer before my Junior year.

My first weed experience wasnt with Reggies it was with Kush.

So we smoked about 6 blunts me and 4 other cats just puff puff pass and playing 2k.

At first experience was cool lol i was so blowed I remember me and my boy playing 2k and it just fast forwarding to the end of the game and me winning by like 30 but I dont remember even doing shyt.

Then the real shyt started happening a nikka started liteway hallucinating lol so I kept standing up,sitting down,standing up,sitting down,walk around the house looking in the mirror,laying in the tub head spinning.

Then I layed down on the couch and I swear on my life I started seeing evil clowns and unicorns and a black red and green rainbow all evil shyt nikka was scared as fukk and I went to sleep.

I dont smoke or drink to this day lol

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

Irate time I smoked was with these Bosnian dudes
Chill as hell
Came back to school smacked
Slept the rest of history class

 

[Beegio]

My uncles were highschool age when I was 5-6 years old, and they used to get me high sometimes. I also had a little sippy cup they used to pour beer in when I was little. shyt would fukk me up.

I remember one time they took me to their highschool where the band used to practice, and I remember being fukked up and high school girls playing in my hair. Them were the days

 

[Broad Street Bully]

i was 12 and was at my mans crib....

my boy brother was with us and he was breaking down his work. we all was outside playing ball and shyt

so he rolls up and calls us over. we went and sat in this old truck

he spark the shyt and puffin heavy...once he passes the shyt to me i started smoking it and blowing the smoke out immediately lol

nikka cussed me out and told me i was wasting the weed. so he taught me how to inhale it

first time i did it correctly i started coughing liek a bytch lol. he said "hit that shyt just like that again"

im still coughing but like a dumbass kid i listen to him....now im falling out the car cause shyt hittin hard

after like 20 minutes of smokin we back to playing ball giggling and shyt

my mom dukes start screaming looking for me

i was like 3 streets over. at this point im high and paranoid

so i hid behind the garage and wait for her to cross the street and then i dashed to the crib and threw on damn near half of my michael jordan cologne

i dont feel like typing any more

so since i already spent like 2 minuites typing this up im just gonna stop right here

cmon dog i was getting intrigued lol

 

[Roberto Dinero]

Back when I was in high school I was over at my homie's crib with a few friends after school one day. There was this fine ass chick in the group that I was trying hard to impress. So when my boy broke out the blunt I fronted like I knew exactly what I was doing, but I really had no idea what was in store for me. So we're all sitting in this circle passing the blunt around and I'm nervous as shyt trying to play it off like It's nothing and I smoke all the time. I didn't want to look like a lame in front of this dime. So after a few rotations im zooted, relaxed and i work up the confidence to talk to that chick who happens to be sitting next to me. The conversation was going smooth and I was feeling myself. But next thing I know my homie stands up and walks over to the kitchen and calls us all in there with him... But see I didn't know he and everybody else knew that it was my first time getting high. They wanted to play a little prank on me and cooked up this plot before I even came over. My homie looks over at me and says .. "yo Torra you need to try this ketchup smoothie bruh. Everything tastes great when you're high". I look over at the chick and the rest of my nikkas and they're all looking like

but I'm too high to realize they're fukking with me. Plus I really wanted to impress that chick. So my homie breaks out the ketchup, milk, salt and pepper and orange juice and this big cup of disgusting bullshyt. So I take it and drink it pretty easily because I'm high and I'm hungry as shyt. After I was finished they all burst into laughter and from that day forward they called me "Ketchup Boy". I never did get with that chick tho

. But she is fat now so that makes me feel better And to this day my stomach hurts when I hear the word "smoothie".

@ the ketchup thing.

My friend played a similar prank on me. I was about 14 and I was hanging at my friends house. He had a bottle of henny, I had never drank it before and I couldn't drink hard liquor straight in those days. It had to be mixed with something. I actually almost never drank in those days. Anyway, he said "if you take a handful of m&m's and chew them, then drink a shot it goes down really smooth".

So I did it and spit all of it out like is this shyt!!! It was disgusting. My friend was laughing his ass off saying "I just made that up, I didn't know you'd believe it!!!"

As for the 1st time I got high, there was a few occasions when I smoked and didn't feel anything. Maybe it was wack shyt. But one of the 1st times where I felt really, really high was smoking this piff Moroccan hash. I was chilling with my friend and his brother in this abandoned building and I just kept quiet with a smile, rocking back and forth all the time. I felt really good. But my friend was like smarten up. You looking kinda goofy right now!. I must have been about 14 at the time...

 

[Yoda]

smoked several times as a teen but never got high so i said fukk it and bought a whole blunt to smoke by myself at the house. i was determined to get high and listen to some music. so i smoked the whole blunt BY MYSELF within the first 15 minutes it felt like i stepped into dreamland and kept forgetting my last few thoughts. i started writing fast as fukk "im high breh im high!" then i looked at the page and a weird giant smile came over me.

smoked more through the months but eventually outgrew it.

 

[Ronald McDonald]

My uncles were highschool age when I was 5-6 years old, and they used to get me high sometimes. I also had a little sippy cup they used to pour beer in when I was little. shyt would fukk me up.

@ your uncles

 

[IronFist]

I dont really smoke anymore. But the first time i smoke weed was June 2007, after going through some serious personal shyt. I was in college and the personal things i was going thru accompanied by the bullshyt i was dealing with in college was stressing me out. Blackberry Kush was the choice and i remember that the high didnt hit me right away ......was under the impression , i was smoking on some damn streebo or perfume weed ......next thing i knew my ass was gone. I didnt want to do anything but sit my ass down and relax. Ironically, i didn't get the munchies the first time....dont know why. I think the second time, was silver haze, toking with this female i wound up sexing afterwards.....one thing i did notice is silver haze, will have you seriously thinking like a fukking Socrates.

 

[Vado]

i have so many memories from rolling up

built alot of

cmon dog i was getting intrigued lol

Lmaooo my bad it was mad late. I was high and lost interest

I'll finish up the up tho lol

 

[Elle Driver]

I just remember laughing a lot.

 

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