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What was your first time smoking weed like?
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Ricky Church
Stole Timberlake's Spaceship-Coupe
not the best story but whatever...
it was a bunch of us chillin' at one of my chick friend's from H.S. apartment. just drinking and bullshyttin'
so her roommate that was with us (this little loud, off-the-wall, un-attractive Rican chick) tells us she about to light up a blunt in the bathroom with the fan on, so the smoke wouldn't go into the living room. and it was too damn cold to go outside.
she asks who wants to smoke with her, so me and my homie follow her in the bathroom cause we never smoked before and said fukk it, we'll try it.
she turns on the shower, turns on the fan, puts a towel by the door seal and sparks up. we all smokin' passin' it like "aight. this normal, we cool"
she was half sitting on the toilet, flicking the ashes in the toilet.
all of a sudden this bytch started acting mad weird, idk if it was the chronic or what but she was making the most random ass faces, then she goes "I gotta pee" and pulls her shorts down and starts pissin' right in front me and my homie, and we standing there like
after she was done, she wiped, I passed her the blunt and left out the bathroom. it was just so damn weird to me at the time at the randomness.
it was a bunch of us chillin' at one of my chick friend's from H.S. apartment. just drinking and bullshyttin'
so her roommate that was with us (this little loud, off-the-wall, un-attractive Rican chick) tells us she about to light up a blunt in the bathroom with the fan on, so the smoke wouldn't go into the living room. and it was too damn cold to go outside.
she asks who wants to smoke with her, so me and my homie follow her in the bathroom cause we never smoked before and said fukk it, we'll try it.
she turns on the shower, turns on the fan, puts a towel by the door seal and sparks up. we all smokin' passin' it like "aight. this normal, we cool"
she was half sitting on the toilet, flicking the ashes in the toilet.
all of a sudden this bytch started acting mad weird, idk if it was the chronic or what but she was making the most random ass faces, then she goes "I gotta pee" and pulls her shorts down and starts pissin' right in front me and my homie, and we standing there like
after she was done, she wiped, I passed her the blunt and left out the bathroom. it was just so damn weird to me at the time at the randomness.
↓R↑LYB
I trained Sheng Long and Shonuff
First time I got high......
So it was the 1st me and my 3 brothers were all in the same place at the same time in like a decade. They're all smokers and I had virgin lungs at that point. They hit me with the Come on man, it's a celebration, smoke one with your brothers
So I say fukk it and hit the L in the 1st cypher, I ain't feel shyt. I'm at the table like
this what y'all nikkas go crazy over 
Blunt come back around and I hit it again....still feel nothing
Blunt came back around the 3rd time and before I could grab the blunt I felt like Neo in this scene of the Matrix
I swear to God son I looked at my hand and I could have sworn I was made out of water
Next I know it dawns on me and I realize "Holy shyt I might be spider man 
" and I proceed to web all of my brothers and shyt. Them nikkas is at the table laughing at me and playing along pretending they got webbed.
Then I reached the next epiphany and realized "Holy shyt I'm invisible
" Now I'm on the floor trying to creep up to my brothers on some "HAHA I got your leg nikka, bet you ain't seen me coming did you 
"
Them nikkas just kept laughing and egging me on. Felt like I was high for like 5 damn hours. I looked at the clock and it was like 11:30. I started smoking at 10:59
That's when I realized herb wasn't for me
So it was the 1st me and my 3 brothers were all in the same place at the same time in like a decade. They're all smokers and I had virgin lungs at that point. They hit me with the Come on man, it's a celebration, smoke one with your brothers
So I say fukk it and hit the L in the 1st cypher, I ain't feel shyt. I'm at the table like
this what y'all nikkas go crazy over Blunt come back around and I hit it again....still feel nothing
Blunt came back around the 3rd time and before I could grab the blunt I felt like Neo in this scene of the Matrix
I swear to God son I looked at my hand and I could have sworn I was made out of water
Next I know it dawns on me and I realize "Holy shyt I might be spider man " and I proceed to web all of my brothers and shyt. Them nikkas is at the table laughing at me and playing along pretending they got webbed.Then I reached the next epiphany and realized "Holy shyt I'm invisible
" Now I'm on the floor trying to creep up to my brothers on some "HAHA I got your leg nikka, bet you ain't seen me coming did you "Them nikkas just kept laughing and egging me on. Felt like I was high for like 5 damn hours. I looked at the clock and it was like 11:30. I started smoking at 10:59
That's when I realized herb wasn't for me
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Torrential
LWO
best week ever type shytI was in 8th grade so I must have been like 12 years old. Me and my patnas (like 8 of us) cut school one friday, copped a dub and a dime, and we lit up in an abandoned house in our hood. Some of them smoked before but it was my first time and I got so fukking high brehs
We had the munchies after so we went to a store in the next neighborhood and we took a bunch of chips and small cakes. The manager chased us for like 3 blocks but we got away. We chilled at my friend RJ's house for like 4 hours playing his new GameCube and eating all the shyt we stole. I lost my virginity the next day too
I was hanging with my boys, they said they were gonna smoke so I wanted to try it too we went to the playground of this park. I never freestyled coming up, but I just started doing that shyt uncontrollably, there wasn't a beat or nothing. I started rapping as if I was our football coach and everything. We went and got some food, took it back to the house and they was playing the game... I wasn't too interested, just kept cracking myself up about some "bootleg chicken" 
you woulda swore it was the funniest shyt ever the way I kept on about it though.
we went to the playground of this park. I never freestyled coming up, but I just started doing that shyt uncontrollably, there wasn't a beat or nothing. I started rapping as if I was our football coach and everything. We went and got some food, took it back to the house and they was playing the game... I wasn't too interested, just kept cracking myself up about some "bootleg chicken" you woulda swore it was the funniest shyt ever the way I kept on about it though.
Torrential
LWO
not the best story but whatever...
it was a bunch of us chillin' at one of my chick friend's from H.S. apartment. just drinking and bullshyttin'
so her roommate that was with us (this little loud, off-the-wall, un-attractive Rican chick) tells us she about to light up a blunt in the bathroom with the fan on, so the smoke wouldn't go into the living room. and it was too damn cold to go outside.
she asks who wants to smoke with her, so me and my homie follow her in the bathroom cause we never smoked before and said fukk it, we'll try it.
she turns on the shower, turns on the fan, puts a towel by the door seal and sparks up. we all smokin' passin' it like "aight. this normal, we cool"
she was half sitting on the toilet, flicking the ashes in the toilet.
all of a sudden this bytch started acting mad weird, idk if it was the chronic or what but she was making the most random ass faces, then she goes "I gotta pee" and pulls her shorts down and starts pissin' right in front me and my homie, and we standing there like
after she was done, she wiped, I passed her the blunt and left out the bathroom. it was just so damn weird to me at the time at the randomness.
damn that must have been weird as fukk to witness.
Ricky Church
Stole Timberlake's Spaceship-Coupe
I coulda sworn she farted too, I never confirmed...I just chalked it up to being highdamn that must have been weird as fukk to witness.
Torrential
LWO
I coulda sworn she farted too, I never confirmed...I just chalked it up to being high
