What was your go to yo mama joke?

[ADK]

Yo mama so stupid she 5 starred this thread

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

One kid in middle school, essentially the fresh to deaf, pulled all the girls, popular dude got destroyed by this dusty kid when he said "nikka it look like you get lined up with a Dorito Chip."

 

[Barnett114]

Tell ya mama to save me a plate, Ill be over there later

 

[BlackAlacard]

Yo mama so fat, she put on a pair of Guess jeans and the answer popped out.

 

[Ethnic Cleansing]

After 12, our mama jokes didn't have punchlines




"Ya mama drink hot dog water"


"Ya mama make the batter 4 chicken nuggets"

 

[L&HH]

Ya'll remember the MTV show Yo Mama with Fez as the host?

 

[Guy Incognito]

Yo momma teeth so yellow, she could butter a whole loaf of bread..

Yo momma so poor, i seen her kick a can down the street.. I said what you doing? She said 'moving'..

Yo momma so fat, she fell, broke her leg and gravy poured out..

 

[Ashley Banks]

"Yo mama so fat she got on a scale and it said to be continued"

 

[K_dot_Mac]

Yo mamma so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund

 

[Shadow King]

Me and my boy had our school off your mama jokes and instead was telling "ya barber" jokes

 

[DA_LURKA]

Your moms so fat she jumped off a 6 story building and got stuck between the 3rd and 2nd floor.

Your moms got one ass cheek and shyts sideways.

 

[Thsnnor]

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

 

[jadillac]

ya mama so short so she jump rope under the bed.

 

[jadillac]

In highschool, nikkas were heavy on the "looking ass nikka" wave.

ol bean burrito head lookin ass nicca

 

[King Poetic]

shyt was mad corny, but I would say

Your mama so black when she step out the car the oil light would come on

Your mama so fat when she step on the scale it would say to be continued