What women say...and what they really mean

[winb83]

"You're the only guy i'm seeing" = "I'm dating other people"

"You're fukking somebody else" = "I'm fukking somebody else and in order to feel justified i'm accusing you of doing it."

"You're my friend" = "You're dikk in a glass and i like the attention you give me. I know you wanna fukk and maybe one day if i'm bored enough i'll let you but don't hold your breath."

"I think we should start seeing other people" = "I think you should start seeing other people because i already am."

"He's just a friend" = "He wants to fukk me and i know it but i'm playing dumb about it because he boost my ego chasing after me."

"I tried to call you and it went straight to voice mail" = "I was with my other dude, I never called you"

"I didn't get your call" = "I let the phone ring till it went to voice mail cause i was with another dude"

"I don't usually do this" = "I always do this"

 

[Sugar]

im not like other girls = im exactly like other girls

 

[shylittlekitten]

I've told dudes what women meant irl situations on here before, they usually choose to take dudes' advice over mine.

 

[Sugar]

"You're the only guy i'm seeing" = "I'm dating other people"

"You're fukking somebody else" = "I'm fukking somebody else and in order to feel justified i'm accusing you of doing it."

"You're my friend" = "You're dikk in a glass and i like the attention you give me. I know you wanna fukk and maybe one day if i'm bored enough i'll let you but don't hold your breath."

"I think we should start seeing other people" = "I think you should start seeing other people because i already am."

"He's just a friend" = "He wants to fukk me and i know it but i'm playing dumb about it because he boost my ego chasing after me."

That bytch....

 

[Donald J Trump]

I've told dudes what women meant irl situations on here before, they usually choose to take dudes' advice over mine.

go ahead and spill it :tj:

 

[Ikwa]

Yes=No

No=Yes

 

[MikelArteta]

been done

http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room/7127-women-translator.html

 

[Anothergirl]

"i don't really get along with other females" - I'm a total bytch...and I MIGHT be a slut.

"I'm not mad" - next thing you say im gonna bite your fukking head off like a goddamn mantis.

"I don't care" - I care

these are all on point.

 

[shylittlekitten]

go ahead and spill it :tj:

You'd have to ask me a specific thing about a situation with you and a chick, and I could tell you what she means. Women are crafty individuals and we know how to get the information we want out of you.

 

[twan83]

I usually dont do this on the first night i meet a guy = i only do it if ur worthwhile or I need some dikk and ur were avaliable to give it

 

[winb83]

"Where are all the good men?" = "I'm looking for a gullible simp to spend bread on me and treat me like a queen. If i talk like all men are dogs maybe you'll try extra hard"

 

[Action Jackson]

I'm an Independent women = I'm in my 30's and single

 

[shylittlekitten]

I usually dont do this on the first night i meet a guy = i only do it if ur worthwhile or I need some dikk and ur were avaliable to give it

no it just means, "I'm horny."

 

[Donald J Trump]

You'd have to ask me a specific thing about a situation with you and a chick, and I could tell you what she means. Women are crafty individuals and we know how to get the information we want out of you.

What about when hoes (not women, hoes) say "i think like a man"

 

[shylittlekitten]

What about when hoes (not women, hoes) say "i think like a man"

uhhh i think it means they think they like them. i have no idea.