What would you do if your child was gay?

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If i have a gay son he's still gonna be masculine at the end of the day, i'd have zero patience for him being some feminine pansy :birdman:


im actually PRAYING that if i have a daughter shes a lesbian :ohlawd: why the fukk would i want some straight daughter that's gonna get her back blown out by some fukkboy highschool nikka:rudy:


gonna surround her with tomboys and sports as a kid and hope it takes :sadcam: might homeschool so i have complete control over all of the variables

You don't want grandkids? :dahell:
 

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You don't want grandkids? :dahell:
:what: the hell are you talking about, i said i'd want my daughter to be a lesbian, shyt aint mandatory

and i definitely didn't say i wanted a gay son so i dont know how you reached the conclusion that i didn't want grandkids nikka :rudy:
 
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Well since I'm a father my job would be to vicariously live through my kid, meaning I'll push all my insecurities unto them. I'll beat them, abuse them and justify it as me toughening them up for the world. As I keep getting older and older and my insecurities pile up and I feel trapped in life, I'll keep taking it out on my kid, who cannot live up to my impossibly high standards. If they end up gay, I'll kill them because in this life, if you don't have masculinity, what do you have? What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.

If my daughter was a lesbian that'd be cool. Hell yeah, incest. When I turned 16, I became developmentally stunted so now all I do is think at a 16-year old level.
 

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For a son: As long as he keeps that extra fakkity shyt and lovers outta my crib, he'll have a home with parents that love him. If he can't respect my rules, he'll still have the love, but love can't feed him or keep him air conditioned in the summer or warm in the winter :birdman: :camby:



For a daughter: :blessed::hug:
 

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:manny: I'd walk him down the aisle and give him to his man. Congratulate them and wish them the best.
 

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dat child gonne be fatherless and homeless. Ain't no offspring of mine gonne come up to me and tell me they like the same sex and expect me to call them my kid and be cool with it. :why:

and best believe me..if his/her mom gets involved talmbout its still my child :usure:

she gonne get the beatdown of her life. :wow:

then i'mma throw both their azzes out my house like
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Afterwards, i'mma go find me another broad to lay my nut in and raise a more "heterosexual" kid with. :smugdraper:
:salute: fukk that little gay nikka




Disowned and kicked out the house:myman:




























:troll:
 

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Make him eat dinner in his room and pray for the day he moves out.

Somewhere before he moves out the fakkit that molested him dies.
 

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Id just have a little gay kid. :yeshrug:

I'm not going to be happy or okay with it, but it would still be my child.
 

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:salute: fukk that little gay nikka




Disowned and kicked out the house:myman:




























:troll:

you already kno brehh.

i came from generations of moms and dad's, heterosexual aunts/uncles/cuzzins/brothers and sisters....ain't no fukkin way in hell is that gonne change.

and to da b!tchass @151_Pr00f dat negged me...don't lemme catch any female in your family...cuz i'mma make sure they swallow all this heterosexual cum. :win:
 
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