What’s The Biological Function Of A Full Beard Anyway??

[Ghost Utmost]

We never had fur. Negroes never had fur. Beards signify manhood like a lions mane.

Now when you say "never" you do realize that all mammals have common ancestors and all primates have common ancestors, right?

Unless you're about to write that G-d formed us out of clay. If that's your answer then we literally have no way to communicate about this.

 

[Tres Leches]

 

[86\*/98]

Procreation.

 

[King]

I managed to grow a full beard for the first time in my life last year and shyt is overrated.

Eating is a fukking nightmare. Constantly getting hair from my upper lip caught in my mouth. Yes, I did trim it but it’s still gets in the way.

Maintaining it is cumbersome. Having to make sure it’s got enough moisture in it for the day, brushing and combing it.

I won’t lie, it definitely looked good on me but I went back to having a goatee. I missed seeing my jawline (as did my woman). Maybe I’ll grow it again when im
Much older but trust me, it ain’t all that.

Yeah having a beard is annoying as fukk.

For me it starts getting sore and shyt, itching and all that. Looks cool, but it sucks ass.

I usually keep the 5 o clock and I’m more than handsome enough to rock clean shaven if need be

 

[Tribal Outkast]

Yeah having a beard is annoying as fukk.

For me it starts getting sore and shyt, itching and all that. Looks cool, but it sucks ass.

I usually keep the 5 o clock and I’m more than handsome enough to rock clean shaven if need be

You can’t just have it though. You have to comb it out daily. I use coconut oil on it after washing it like every couple days. It used to be a chore to take care of it but I’m used to it now. Just keep it combed out and all that and you’ll be fine. The comb easily glides through mine… it wasn’t always like that though lol. shyt was out here sounding like somebody eating chips

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

tickling your girls clitoris

 

[DaPresident]

Intimidation

 

[Spence]

We used to have fur, but running after prey in a fur coat wasn't good for our health, so, we dropped the fur for the most part, except in certain areas for protection/insulation. Facial hair is part of that protection.​

Basically this, beards make our face appear larger to potential predators so that’s an additional reason.

 

[Da_Eggman]

Obviously a sign of a high testosterone alpha male like myself

I can’t stand when a peach fuzz bruh breaths the same air as me

 

[Spence]

We never had fur. Negroes never had fur. Beards signify manhood like a lions mane.

Can you explain why we have goosebumps then?

 

[Spence]

tickling your girls clitoris

They love that shyt

 

[Collateral]

I got a head full of hair and a face full of….face

I’m not doing that minoxidil crap either. If it won’t grow in naturally it probably wasn’t meant to be for me to have a beard like Drake’s

 

[Collateral]

Signal testosterone?

Obviously a sign of a high testosterone alpha male like myself

I can’t stand when a peach fuzz bruh breaths the same air as me

Testosterone levels have little to nothing to do with facial hair growth

 

[Xcenai]

to attract p*ssy

 

[Sauce Mane]