What's The Coldest In-School Ether You Ever Delivered?
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PullOutGawd
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Taadow
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I remember in 7th grade, there was this girl who used to always fukk with me. She was 1 year older than the rest of us. Typical Big Dumb bytch who got left back and has to think the chew gum correctly. She was a lesbian too. She made that known. She used to go out of her way to bother me. Spill my school supplied chocolate milk (that's a sin). Make fun of me about being chubby, and how I couldn't run long without losing my breath. Calling me a fat ass and shyt. This went on the whole school year too. Until we get back from Winter Break, and she started fukking with me again for no reason. We had a sub too, so she was extra motivated.
Imma tell you a secret, cuzz...she wanted you, mayne.
I tell you this because I had a scenario much like this myself.
There was this chick that always used to try to rank on me like that.
I didn't trip off it like that because whatever, i'm still fly, hoe.
One day I was choppin' it up with these two brizzoads, one of whom was her friend.
So she comes over, and what have you. She's lookin' down at me and chit for a minute.
So I stop what i'm saying to the other two and go "What are you looking at?!?"
She goes (with disGUST) "I bet I could pinch a whole inch off your belly..."
I say:
"Shame you can't pinch a whole inch off your chest..." (She was NOTORIOUSLY flat-chested. NOTORIOUSLY.)
Them other two gurls had to hold her back. I'm too smooth for that, I smoove dipped out while throwin' up my 'hood.
All that chit stopped that day, doe.
Some years later, he friend told me she used to fucc with me because she liked me.
Girls are corny.
ThaRealness
Superstar
shyt... I was on the receiving end of a fair amount of in school ethers. Dished some out too though 
In 7th grade I ethered some nerd in math class.. did my finest impression and got alot of laughs.... I probably hit him with the 'according to my calculations'
In 7th grade I ethered some nerd in math class.. did my finest impression and got alot of laughs.... I probably hit him with the 'according to my calculations'
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onelastdeath
Banned
I know that girls do that, but in that case, that wasnt the situation. She was just a bytch.
onelastdeath
Banned
You got suspended for an insult? 
I legit stomped on a kids face for laughing at me when i dropped some skittles and got detention. He got detention too.
I legit stomped on a kids face for laughing at me when i dropped some skittles and got detention. He got detention too.
@ModernFonzie all these stories you tell us god damn I think i was insecure when young....your giving me alot of hope(im 22) of being on that fukk a bytch stage you have been on since you got older...
but anyway i guarantee if you asked your mother today she will admit she feels like a fool for not agreeing with you and seeing the "big picture" ...that enabling shyt she was doing at the time...just to look good in the eyes of the other parent is the type of shyt that allows bullying to happen and if she won't admit it to you i am telling you she regrets it....
she should have been beating the girl's mother's ass
but anyway i guarantee if you asked your mother today she will admit she feels like a fool for not agreeing with you and seeing the "big picture" ...that enabling shyt she was doing at the time...just to look good in the eyes of the other parent is the type of shyt that allows bullying to happen and if she won't admit it to you i am telling you she regrets it....
she should have been beating the girl's mother's ass
You got suspended for an insult?
I legit stomped on a kids face for laughing at me when i dropped some skittles and got detention. He got detention too.
he's black breh...school to prison pipeline....todd, tanner, and ethan don't have to worry about that
onelastdeath
Banned
Yeah for 5 days. I think it had something to do with how she reacted too. She aint come back to school, and wouldn't come out the bathroom till her mom came to get her that day. Plus, this is p*ssy ass NY. You get suspended for everything.You got suspended for an insult?
I legit stomped on a kids face for laughing at me when i dropped some skittles and got detention. He got detention too.
onelastdeath
Banned
My moms passed.
And I think that it has more to do with self-worth and confidence than it does with just being in the "fukk a bytch" stage. I say fukk anyone who thinks there more important to me than my clear mind.
I was a soft, fragile, kid though.
I wrote some white boys initial's followed by the words "hates ******s" in the hallway and got him jumped just for the fukkery.
ThaRealness
Superstar
That's what was hot in the streets
People got abuse like that and worse every day at my school ain't nobody get suspended for insults unless it was racist.
Awkward my bad breh