Thatrogueassdiaz
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What's The Coldest In-School Ether You Ever Delivered?
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onelastdeath
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Thatrogueassdiaz
We're on the blood path now
onelastdeath
Banned
There was a vietnamese boy in one of my science classes, Joseph Pham. dude couldn't speak a lick of English... I don't know why they had him in the regular class 
anyways, one time I drew a "hot boys" like album cover of him throwing up the middle finger and it said "Joe Pham" at the top and on the bottom, "Phinally Phamous". I passed around the class and people was 
he was just 
looking back it feels racist as shyt 
A similar thing with this other cat that was extra short and fat and looked sorta like a gorilla... so I drew him like one with the same response. He on the otherhand talked too much shyt
anyways, one time I drew a "hot boys" like album cover of him throwing up the middle finger and it said "Joe Pham" at the top and on the bottom, "Phinally Phamous". I passed around the class and people was he was just looking back it feels racist as shyt A similar thing with this other cat that was extra short and fat and looked sorta like a gorilla... so I drew him like one with the same response. He on the otherhand talked too much shyt
these two indian kids transfered to our school in 5th grade. one of them had cerebral palsy the other was just a weird ass nikka.
so my boys each gave me 10$ to tackle the weird kid.
im runnin up on this kid full speed and deck the shyt outta him and he falls over the little wooden bridge we had that connected us wit the woods
bellow the bridge theres this shallow ass river filled with rocks.
Since this nikka is so non-athletic and cant fukking turn in mid air
he falls head first on the rocks and is out cold
nikkas were just like
and we all left and no one said anything.
nikka never came back to school
i almost killed someone brehs
so my boys each gave me 10$ to tackle the weird kid.
im runnin up on this kid full speed and deck the shyt outta him and he falls over the little wooden bridge we had that connected us wit the woods
bellow the bridge theres this shallow ass river filled with rocks.
Since this nikka is so non-athletic and cant fukking turn in mid air
he falls head first on the rocks and is out cold nikkas were just like
and we all left and no one said anything.
nikka never came back to school
i almost killed someone brehs
onelastdeath
Banned
I said ether, not attempted murder. these two indian kids transfered to our school in 5th grade. one of them had cerebral palsy the other was just a weird ass nikka.
so my boys each gave me 10$ to tackle the weird kid.
im runnin up on this kid full speed and deck the shyt outta him and he falls over the little wooden bridge we had that connected us wit the woods
bellow the bridge theres this shallow ass river filled with rocks.
Since this nikka is so non-athletic and cant fukking turn in mid air
nikkas were just like
and we all left and no one said anything.
nikka never came back to school
i almost killed someone brehs
these two indian kids transfered to our school in 5th grade. one of them had cerebral palsy the other was just a weird ass nikka.
so my boys each gave me 10$ to tackle the weird kid.
im runnin up on this kid full speed and deck the shyt outta him and he falls over the little wooden bridge we had that connected us wit the woods
bellow the bridge theres this shallow ass river filled with rocks.
Since this nikka is so non-athletic and cant fukking turn in mid air
nikkas were just like
and we all left and no one said anything.
nikka never came back to school
i almost killed someone brehs
.......nikka you should be in jail for manslaughter / attempted murder .........
I think I seen the most ether in Jr. High.
My nikka Leroy getting hit in the head with a gotdamn brick .
Jackmode Fridays
nikkas parents coming to the school and whooping ass in front of the class
...
When only a few nikkas had haymakers and they was putting cats down
...
nikkas coming to school with a fukked up line/cut, and they try cover it up but somebody snatch that shyt.
Jackmode Fridays
Old 16 year old can't read ass nikkas.
Teachers calling out people who didn't take care of their hygiene
"You gotta get up outta here and get some deordant smelling like a lil must ball"
"Lil gua, why yo breath smelling like that"
"Wash ya lil nasty face, I know ya momma, she ain't raise you to come to school and you ain't wash your butt this morning"
Jackmode Fridays
My nikka Leroy getting hit in the head with a gotdamn brick .
Jackmode Fridays
nikkas parents coming to the school and whooping ass in front of the class
...When only a few nikkas had haymakers and they was putting cats down
...nikkas coming to school with a fukked up line/cut, and they try cover it up but somebody snatch that shyt.
Jackmode Fridays
Old 16 year old can't read ass nikkas.
Teachers calling out people who didn't take care of their hygiene
"You gotta get up outta here and get some deordant smelling like a lil must ball"
"Lil gua, why yo breath smelling like that"
"Wash ya lil nasty face, I know ya momma, she ain't raise you to come to school and you ain't wash your butt this morning"
Jackmode Fridays
we was at football practice and we'd always snap on each other for jokes. so this kid is snappin on me for 2 minutes little pitty pat scooby snack shyt. "Tell your mom I left my watch on the night stand and i'll come get it friday" and shyt. So im gettin dressed and finally i said "You know what Sebastian, I'm not gonna make a joke back, im not going to respond. Im gonna do what your father did 14 years ago................and just leave."
Everybody was lilke "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" this nikkas jaw was dropped. I walked out that bytch and didnt look back like a boss. I was checkin my peripherals cause I shoulda got my ass beat.
The next day, random students from all grades were like "what did you say to sebastian?" and "I heard what you said..." I apologized and let him know it was jokes and I knew nothin about him but he was cool, nikkas still bring that shyt up today.
Everybody was lilke "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" this nikkas jaw was dropped. I walked out that bytch and didnt look back like a boss. I was checkin my peripherals cause I shoulda got my ass beat.
The next day, random students from all grades were like "what did you say to sebastian?" and "I heard what you said..." I apologized and let him know it was jokes and I knew nothin about him but he was cool, nikkas still bring that shyt up today.
MacNCheese
All Star
Alright, so I was at a new school. A boarding school in a foreign country. When I first got there, the first dude that talked to me was this dude that everybody was constantly ragging on. I kinda felt bad for him, and I was an outsider at that time who didn't have options so I became friends with him. I didn't realize at the time that there was a reason everyone hated him. He was weird as fukk while we were friends, but I gave him a pass cuz I figured he just didn't know how to act towards people who were nice to him. For the first few months, he was my go to guy. But to sum up a very long story, he basically ended selling out everyone in our dorm for his own selfish reasons. He got me really bad. Cause of the shyt he said, I ended up getting the shyt caned out of me infront of the whole school and they worked me like a dog, making me carry bricks and stones around the campus for an entire day.
I was already pissed off 24/7 at that school and that shyt pushed me way over the edge. As soon as the day was done, I went into his room. He tried to act like we was cool. I shoved and cornered him against the wall and just started raging at him. I told him he was a waste of life and a scumbag. Told him everyone including his family hated him. Told him his mom was a ho (possibly true). Told him his dead dad was burning in hell, and that he was destined for hell too. Told him I would put him in the hospital if he we ever crossed paths again (complete
but he was a gigantic p*ssy when it came to fighting, so he was actually shook by that) . Dude legit started tearing up while I went in on him. A few months later, he supposedly tried to kill himself by drinking some fukked up cocktail he made (most likely just doing it for attention). When he came back to school a few days later, I told him he should've just slit his wrists.
I was already pissed off 24/7 at that school and that shyt pushed me way over the edge. As soon as the day was done, I went into his room. He tried to act like we was cool. I shoved and cornered him against the wall and just started raging at him. I told him he was a waste of life and a scumbag. Told him everyone including his family hated him. Told him his mom was a ho (possibly true). Told him his dead dad was burning in hell, and that he was destined for hell too. Told him I would put him in the hospital if he we ever crossed paths again (complete
but he was a gigantic p*ssy when it came to fighting, so he was actually shook by that) . Dude legit started tearing up while I went in on him. A few months later, he supposedly tried to kill himself by drinking some fukked up cocktail he made (most likely just doing it for attention). When he came back to school a few days later, I told him he should've just slit his wrists.
Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
Thought of another one.
There was this chick in Physical Science who swore up and down she could sing...she was aight -
but just aight.
...but she would only start singing when when it was dead quiet in class because we were trying to do work.
One day, the girl who sat in front of her (next to me) was all "Okay...could you not today?"
My dude Craig was like "Yeah, could you dead that?"
She was all "Iono what'chall talmbat, I can SANG..."
I said "Word? What label you with? 'Sad Boy'? No wait - 'Deaf Jam'.'Deaf'..."
Another dude from across the room said "Ho, Limit" and it became the "What Label Is She Signed To" show. Good times.
There was this chick in Physical Science who swore up and down she could sing...she was aight -
but just aight.
...but she would only start singing when when it was dead quiet in class because we were trying to do work.
One day, the girl who sat in front of her (next to me) was all "Okay...could you not today?"
My dude Craig was like "Yeah, could you dead that?"
She was all "Iono what'chall talmbat, I can SANG..."
I said "Word? What label you with? 'Sad Boy'? No wait - 'Deaf Jam'.'Deaf'..."
Another dude from across the room said "Ho, Limit" and it became the "What Label Is She Signed To" show. Good times.
onelastdeath
Banned
Modern fonzie coming for that LA fisher rookie of the year
Yung Yogurt
Culo Season
Some dude thought he was gonna rape me in the bathroom, so he puts his tip in me as i'm facing the urinal and as soon as that happens I fart and his dikk goes flying outta my asscheeks. After that I stomped his punk ass all over that pissy floor.
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