What's the dumbest thing you did as a kid?

[prime]

In the 7th grade I stole my uncle Viagra to impress his chick I was about to fukk after I nutted my dikk was hard as fukk and I had a fukking headache I had to take a trip to the hospital with my dad and uncle laughing at me like the whole ride to the hospital

 

[Blankthawtz]

at the bolded was she a latina? was she at least fine?

at the underlined

i was 7 breh....can't remember if she was fine or what type of hispanic she was...

 

[JayStarwind]

When I was a kid I was playing street hockey with the neighborhood kids and got hit on the forehead with a hockey puck shyt had me like

 

[Brehcepticon]

For real

 

[Noriega]

breaking into the concession stand at the park district late at night with other kids from my hood and stealing boxes of hot flamins, candy, and juice boxes


This was right before school went back so that was talk of the school for a few weeks everyone was speculating who did it I’m just sitting there like After that the park district put cameras up and a chain link fence around the football field


I don’t condone stealing tho I’d beat my kids ass if they did half the shyt I did when I was a youngin

 

[JayStarwind]

Had to be 7 or 8. Was living in apartments and me and my friends made a bet who could get downstairs faster; we were on the second floor. While they ran for the stairs, I'm squeezing through the safety bars. Jumped right off of the second floor and beat them nikkas but I felt weird for like a minute.

My step sister was cooking noodles in the microwave and told me to take it out after they were done. I touched that damn bowl bare-hand and dropped that hot azz liquid on my leg My leg started bubbling up and my grandma took me to the hospital. I wanna say that I had a second-degree burn and had to go to hydrotherapy for like a year. I still have the scar on my thigh.

 

[King Jae]

Stole a slinky from Spencers when it was in Iverson mall when I was 5...didn't know I was stealing...just liked it...put in my pocket..was in the store with pops..he ain't know I took it..when we get home I show it to him...he beat the black off me..made me light skin permanently...


Use a tie a sheet round my neck...thought I was Batman...would go to the top of the steps and jump off them all the way to the bottom..never got hurt for some reason

Tried to do a backflip off a jungle gym and broke my left collar bone...was mad as hell..they made me wear some bra type thing for it heal...nagas roasted me relentlessly til it healed...called me titty man and all kinda shyt

 

[Germms]

Bring a gun to school

 

[Unknown Poster]

I shaved my head with shaving cream and a razor and missed the back and had patches of hair on it. Got clowned in school mercilessly.
This was like 7th day.

Then I had my moms take care of the rest.


I once dyed my hair blonde in 1999 when I was in high school. but it didn't turn out blonde biut like a brownish reddish patchy mess...I stole black hair dye at the supermarket to dye it back before I had to go back home so my parents wouldn't see it.

 

[King Khufu]

It wasnt me but I was walking with o girl back from the store right and then I was like Nini take the stairs baby, she did and slipped fell on the first foot step right on her ass too and to make it funnier too bruh tell me why booty bounced every step down. I helped her get up but I couldn't help but laugh at her while it happened.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

I wasnt a kid (14) but took a frozen burrito and put it on a glass plane and tried to cook it on the stove.


Whole plate cracked in half

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

Was at K-Mart with mom dukes. I went to the toy section and tried to stuff one of those styrofoam, glider planes down my pants leg when it was time to go home. It was hella obvious. Big ass plane imprint on my pant leg.

Worker was like

Moms slapped me over the head and went home.

Pops spanked the shyt out of me when mom snitched.

 

[Jasonmask]

Iron my shirt with the shirt still on me

 

[shopthatwrecks]

Was at K-Mart with mom dukes. I went to the toy section and tried to stuff one of those styrofoam, glider planes down my pants leg when it was time to go home. It was hella obvious. Big ass plane imprint on my pant leg.

Worker was like

Moms slapped me over the head and went home.

Pops spanked the shyt out of me when mom snitched.

out of all thit u could have stole on that aisle...u chose the weakest of shyt...

u had to be under 7

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

out of all thit u could have stole on that aisle...u chose the weakest of shyt...

u had to be under 7

Yup I was like 5 or 6.