this could potentially be demonic, but did she get raped or sexually assaulted or just had a train ran on her willingly?
What's the dumbest thing you did as a kid?
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Iron my shirt with the shirt still on me
Talked back to my Mom while sucking my teeth & rolling my eyes. 
#Temporary insanity, Never happened again...not even while grown.
#Temporary insanity, Never happened again...not even while grown.
perfect gif execution.MasterOfAllHeSurveyz
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Fell off a discarded mattress that kids attached to the swing set at the park. The springs were sticking out at the bottom and cut my back like an animal. I still have one of the scars. It made for great conversation starters with women I dated in the past with them thinking it was some kind of Rambo type shyt. People will believe anything if you let 'em.
lespaulultra3
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I did typical Detroit shyt as a kid since we were poor as fukk........
-made black and white copies of dollar bills and tried to feed them through the coin machine at the car wash. It never worked
-took nickels and beat them with a hammer until they got flatter and wider. I then tried to ride the bus and pass them off to the driver as quarters. I got kicked off the bus when he saw them.
-I broke in my father's church and tried to get in the safe. All I had was a flat head axe. I stayed there 5 hours and never got through. He put 2 and 2 together and felt that I was the one that did it since i missing the night that it happened but he never had any solid proof.
-I used to drink all the faygo creme soda that my mom would buy and then I'd fill the bottle back up with water. She would ask me to bring her a cup and after one sip, she'd start beating my ass.
-me and my boys were looking to hit a lick so we broke in my next door neighbors house during school hours. My dumb ass didn't even bother to wear a disguise and it was broad daylight. The neighbor across the street saw me and told my mom when she got home. He told her I had on a blue and white striped shirt and that's when I walked up from school, wearing the same shirt he described. Of course I still denied the whole thing.
-i would skip school in the morning and go to the mall to steal. All the stores had those roll down metal bars. I was skinny so I would stick my arms through the bars and grab whatever I could. I was always able to get hats from Lids and then I would sell them later at school.
- speaking of skipping school, I once saw one of my mom's co-workers on the bus while I was heading to the mall. I tried to ignore her but she made a point to say hi and call my name. I got home and when my mom brought it up, I told her that the coworker was lying and she didn't see me. I don't know why but I didn't get an ass beating for that one.
- I used to hit up Sears right when they opened and go straight to the game section. Nobody was really paying attention in the morning so whatever games weren't in the case, I put in my shirt and walked out. I then went down to funcoland and traded them in. I remember one time I traded in 22 copies of some F1 racing game on Sega Saturn. The dude was mad and asked why I had so many copies. I told him that we had a big family and really liked the game. That day stood out because I traded in 22 Sega Saturn games to get a Sega Saturn lol.
- I remember when metal gear came out and the guy at funcoland let me get it a day early. So I leave home the next day to walk to school and give my mom time to leave for work. I circle the block and go back to the house to play. I'm playing the game in my room and then I hear something downstairs. I look out the window and see my mom's car. So my dumb ass turns off the psx and ran to the bathroom to hide. I can hear her coming up the stairs so I get in the tub behind the shower curtain. She comes in the bathroom to take a shyt and I'm literally 2 feet in front of her behind the shower curtain. This was back before cell phones so she was just sitting there in dead silence. To this day, I don't know how I stayed quiet enough for her not to catch me but after she lit the bathroom up, she left the house and I went back to playing my game.
I did plenty of dumb shyt and I often look back and wonder how I didn't end up dead or in jail.
-made black and white copies of dollar bills and tried to feed them through the coin machine at the car wash. It never worked
-took nickels and beat them with a hammer until they got flatter and wider. I then tried to ride the bus and pass them off to the driver as quarters. I got kicked off the bus when he saw them.
-I broke in my father's church and tried to get in the safe. All I had was a flat head axe. I stayed there 5 hours and never got through. He put 2 and 2 together and felt that I was the one that did it since i missing the night that it happened but he never had any solid proof.
-I used to drink all the faygo creme soda that my mom would buy and then I'd fill the bottle back up with water. She would ask me to bring her a cup and after one sip, she'd start beating my ass.
-me and my boys were looking to hit a lick so we broke in my next door neighbors house during school hours. My dumb ass didn't even bother to wear a disguise and it was broad daylight. The neighbor across the street saw me and told my mom when she got home. He told her I had on a blue and white striped shirt and that's when I walked up from school, wearing the same shirt he described. Of course I still denied the whole thing.
-i would skip school in the morning and go to the mall to steal. All the stores had those roll down metal bars. I was skinny so I would stick my arms through the bars and grab whatever I could. I was always able to get hats from Lids and then I would sell them later at school.
- speaking of skipping school, I once saw one of my mom's co-workers on the bus while I was heading to the mall. I tried to ignore her but she made a point to say hi and call my name. I got home and when my mom brought it up, I told her that the coworker was lying and she didn't see me. I don't know why but I didn't get an ass beating for that one.
- I used to hit up Sears right when they opened and go straight to the game section. Nobody was really paying attention in the morning so whatever games weren't in the case, I put in my shirt and walked out. I then went down to funcoland and traded them in. I remember one time I traded in 22 copies of some F1 racing game on Sega Saturn. The dude was mad and asked why I had so many copies. I told him that we had a big family and really liked the game. That day stood out because I traded in 22 Sega Saturn games to get a Sega Saturn lol.
- I remember when metal gear came out and the guy at funcoland let me get it a day early. So I leave home the next day to walk to school and give my mom time to leave for work. I circle the block and go back to the house to play. I'm playing the game in my room and then I hear something downstairs. I look out the window and see my mom's car. So my dumb ass turns off the psx and ran to the bathroom to hide. I can hear her coming up the stairs so I get in the tub behind the shower curtain. She comes in the bathroom to take a shyt and I'm literally 2 feet in front of her behind the shower curtain. This was back before cell phones so she was just sitting there in dead silence. To this day, I don't know how I stayed quiet enough for her not to catch me but after she lit the bathroom up, she left the house and I went back to playing my game.
I did plenty of dumb shyt and I often look back and wonder how I didn't end up dead or in jail.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Washed my moms car by putting the hose INSIDE the carpops beat the fukk outta me
DaRealness
I think very deeply
When I was about five or six I saw a movie on TV where some dude smacked a woman on the ass playfully. Obviously in my young, little mind I thought that was a normal thing to do so one day I smacked my mother's friend on her ass HARD.
Needless to say I got in a lot of trouble for it....
Needless to say I got in a lot of trouble for it....
MoveForward
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ReadOneBookAWeek
Smoking on a Cac Pack
Lol forgot about the draino bombs. Me and my boys were in 8th grade and this fool threw one off the bus, some CAC picked it up and it blew up in his hand. When we got off the bus we were still throwing them and all kind of cops ended up showing. They had cameras on the buses so they caught dude and hit him with terrorism charges.Asked what color panties my teacher was wearing( blonde pawg with DD”s) 10 says suspension
Me and my friends made those bottles bombs and went to the good side of our block and threw em in the pond. Swat was called no. They came DEEP military gear and a helicopter lol. I was in like 6-7th grade no chargers could be filed
but they did call my dad and mom
Dad was in the military and me and my brother stole some games from his base store(military brehs know what I’m talking about). He was so embarrassed smh. We got the meanest Spankings of our lives
and he broke our game cub with a hammer. Then my mom made us go take a shower and she came in mid shower and whooped us again
Wildest thing I did was shoot someone's house up and we were robbing petty d boys, cacs and pizza deliverer's from 14-16 like it was a part time job
- I has a dumb ass habit of throwing rocks at cars as they drove by. I lived on a busy street.
-drank dirty dish water. I lost my voice for a couple days
-ate the stuff that is used to melt ice on the sidewalk. It wasn't regular rock salt.
- got caught trying to stuff my lil brother in a suite case.
I'll post more shyt as I think of it.
-drank dirty dish water. I lost my voice for a couple days
-ate the stuff that is used to melt ice on the sidewalk. It wasn't regular rock salt.
- got caught trying to stuff my lil brother in a suite case.
I'll post more shyt as I think of it.
Damn breh, the water get cut off or something?
Dark Knyght
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Shoveling snow out the driveway and off my family's car. Under about a foot of snow, i was being lazy and pushed all the snow off the hood of the car with a shovel. Didnt realize I was scratching the hell out of the car until the next day when the snow melted and we really was able to see all the scratches i put into it.l
You one of them kids that used to eat paste out the tub in kindergarten aren't youIron my shirt with the shirt still on me
Was the ass fat
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Wasn’t even my fault technically but used to sleepwalk a lot. shyt was all fun and games then went thru a period of time where I would wake up, piss in the air vents & go back to sleep.
Folk never whooped my ass for it but would be on some
shyt. Yall already know how piss start smelling after a while so I know they were tired of my lil pissing ass .
Folk never whooped my ass for it but would be on some
shyt. Yall already know how piss start smelling after a while so I know they were tired of my lil pissing ass .