yo dad ever dish out the ass whooping?
What's the dumbest thing you did as a kid?
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CreepyMcCreeperson
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Pulled the ribbon out of a cassette tape, and ran around with it like I was flying a kite
Was paranoid about a tiger or bear coming into my house, so I slept with all my trophies, and various blunt objects next to my bed. I didn’t live anywhere near those animals, but that’s the vivid and irrational mind of a child
I was also paranoid about the house catching on fire after that episode of 90210 where Kelly got trapped in the bathroom during the fire, so I kept 4 large glasses of water next to the bed JUST incase
Was paranoid about a tiger or bear coming into my house, so I slept with all my trophies, and various blunt objects next to my bed. I didn’t live anywhere near those animals, but that’s the vivid and irrational mind of a child
I was also paranoid about the house catching on fire after that episode of 90210 where Kelly got trapped in the bathroom during the fire, so I kept 4 large glasses of water next to the bed JUST incase
TheDarkskinnedDrake
All Star
Washed my moms car by putting the hose INSIDE the car 
pops beat the fukk outta me
pops beat the fukk outta me
Nope. Never. My mom inflicted all the punishments for us. My father gave out the orders. But I could always cry and plead my way out of him being upset with me.
-My brother locked me up on the balcony. I headbutted the glass door to pieces after two hours. Thankfully my father gave me a pass.
-Tried to climb on top of the TV stand. Old ass heavy tv tipped over and landed on my chest. I thought it was a wrap for me. Couldn't even yell for help cause my chest was so compressed. After i don't know how long my mother found me
-Tried to climb on top of the TV stand. Old ass heavy tv tipped over and landed on my chest. I thought it was a wrap for me. Couldn't even yell for help cause my chest was so compressed. After i don't know how long my mother found me
pops ran into appletree...old school grocery store...in houston
because he forgot a couple of items....
hpd was parked near by....
i got out n put a tennis ball and 2 of the sweet potatoes we just bought in a police car tailpipe and poured a 20oz of dr pepper in the gas tank..laws came back...left
didnt do shyt....but made a loud whistling noise...at first...they left the parkin lot....shut down in the middle of the street
me and my cousin was laughin...
pops came back out and got almost to the car...n this older guy that was cleanin the parkin lot started talkin 2 em and he points toward the police car
we
the whole time...i turned n looked my pops dead in the eye nikka when he did this 
nikka i hit that nikka with the yoda so damn fast
sat my ass down
he got in the car didnt say shyt...drove towards the cops we scared than a hoe he got out and helped em push the vehicle to the side..call my uncle..got his tow truck n took em to the garage since it was the end of their shift..and they didnt wanna wait...
we dropped the car off... he talked to my uncle....who's my cousin pops....
cousin pops
lil cousin..
..left with his dad
pops lookin at me
... i hit em with the yoda again..we get home
i go straight to my room and close the door....n b lined it to their bathroom n hid in the linen closet...
i can hear that nikka tearin shyt up lookin 4 me...
nikka found me and squared up....soon as i seen his chest flinch i swung...and got em in the shoulder...black was the last thing i saw....ears and everything was ringin..
because he forgot a couple of items....
hpd was parked near by....
i got out n put a tennis ball and 2 of the sweet potatoes we just bought in a police car tailpipe and poured a 20oz of dr pepper in the gas tank..laws came back...left
didnt do shyt....but made a loud whistling noise...at first...they left the parkin lot....shut down in the middle of the street
me and my cousin was laughin...
pops came back out and got almost to the car...n this older guy that was cleanin the parkin lot started talkin 2 em and he points toward the police car
we
the whole time...i turned n looked my pops dead in the eye nikka when he did this nikka i hit that nikka with the yoda so damn fast
sat my ass down
he got in the car didnt say shyt...drove towards the cops we scared than a hoe he got out and helped em push the vehicle to the side..call my uncle..got his tow truck n took em to the garage since it was the end of their shift..and they didnt wanna wait...
we dropped the car off... he talked to my uncle....who's my cousin pops....
cousin pops
lil cousin....left with his dadpops lookin at me
... i hit em with the yoda again..we get homei go straight to my room and close the door....n b lined it to their bathroom n hid in the linen closet...
i can hear that nikka tearin shyt up lookin 4 me...
nikka found me and squared up....soon as i seen his chest flinch i swung...and got em in the shoulder...black was the last thing i saw....ears and everything was ringin..
Bryan Danielson
Jmare007 x Bryan Danielson x JLova = King Ghidorah
When I was a kid....
Me and my boys went to another neighborhood to play basketball. These white folks kicked us out.
So in the woods behind the complex, I set them on fire.
Luckily my boys panicked and stomped it out. When I think about it in my adult years..... if they ain’t do that it would’ve burnt down a bunch of apartment complexes and took the lives and homes of a lot of innocent folks
Me and my boys went to another neighborhood to play basketball. These white folks kicked us out.
So in the woods behind the complex, I set them on fire.
Luckily my boys panicked and stomped it out. When I think about it in my adult years..... if they ain’t do that it would’ve burnt down a bunch of apartment complexes and took the lives and homes of a lot of innocent folks
They left you to die :guccard:
?
Why am I not surprised :dahelluation:
When I was like 10, I took a shyt in my friend's flowerpot even though I lived right up the street 
Mixed 7UP with my Golden Grahams
Me and some other kids were spitting onto car windshields while riding the school bus home from Summer School . I spat a huge loogey on some cac's windshield . Little did I know he got pissed and followed the bus and waited for my friend to get off, following him halfway home 
Dude thought he did it . My friend didn't tell me until seven years later .(happened before the fourth grade) I freaked about it but he was 
Dude thought he did it . My friend didn't tell me until seven years later .(happened before the fourth grade) I freaked about it but he was 
in front of my family too shyt was embarrassing geez 
Y’all were some little demons