What's the dumbest thing you did as a kid?

[NinoBrown]

Pushed shopping carts into active parking lots. I never forget one time I ran out the store while my Mom was shopping....

Went into the parking lot and heaved a shopping cart right into this cac's car....

He was old and couldn't outrun me....

Fun times...

 

[lespaulultra3]

Another one I just remembered. I used to go to restaurants and take a huge shyt in the bathroom. I would never flush when I finished. Instead of leaving out the stall like a normal human being, I would leave the door locked and climb under the door to get out. It's stupid and nasty but I only did it so someone would have to climb back in to unlock the door while all the time smelling my shyt.

 

[WSFGDan]

 

[Yade]

Me and my uncle use to steal PS1 games from Walmart , the lock on the sliding glass was broken and all you had to do was shake it to open it


I stole games just about everyday , anyways one day I stole Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets and I got caught leaving Walmart and my dumb ass didn’t run home



My mom told me I was banned for life and I was legit sad because my hometown was small as shyt and the only place we had was fukking Walmart



I wasn’t banned tho I went back like the next week



I’m still kinda pissed I didn’t get to play chamber of secrets the first Harry Potter for ps1 was hard as fukk

 

[Mr Rager]

In 6th grade I brought of bottle of my dads cologne to picture day. Tell me why I dropped my bag and the cologne bottle broke...had the whole classroom REEKING of Drakkar Noir

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Cluelessly playing with a cobra in the backyard while my momma was in the kitchen looking out in tears. My dad was holding her back cause if they got out to come get me it might panic and hurt me.
Meanwhile here I was trying to grab its neck and it kept ducking me moving side to side

I thought I was connected to animals. And they'd never hurt me. Stuck my hand by a tigers cage and it was licking the palm on my hand like a domestic cat does

 

[Blankthawtz]

In 6th grade I brought of bottle of my dads cologne to picture day. Tell me why I dropped my bag and the cologne bottle broke...had the whole classroom REEKING of Drakkar Noir

 

[JBoy]

once got into a pine cone fight during recess and one drilled me in the eye and I think is the reason that eye is lazy today.

 

[Eastside Get The Money]

Watched the Lion King in latchkey and wanted to be Rafiki. I grabbed an orange and put a knife in it like it was my cane and almost cut my finger off

Came to
My parents room and said I think I need a bandaid

Moms still tells the story every year