What's the dumbest thing you've heard someone get into physical altercation over?

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Seen a soldier head butt(while wearing a kevlar hemlet) another soldier in the in the face just cause dude threw a rock at him that didnt even touch him

he busted dude nose up and blood poured out

 

[BigE214]

So ironic that this niggga at work was JUST telling me about how him, his brother and a group of friends got into a 5 on 4 brawl at a hot dog stand outside the club because of skipping and how dumb it was of his brother to start the fight.

I told him, "yo brother is real. I use to fight nigggas for looking at me the wrong way"

That shyt use to be the worse in HS. You couldn't look at a niggga for shyt.

*tries to see how a niggga is matching his shoes with his shirt*

"You mugging kinfolk"

*knuckle game ensues*

Kids today got it easy

 

[flea]

This kid in auto mechanics fought his boy because he didn't stop some bullying ass nikka from taking his bookbag and filling it up with water. I mean if he had enough heart to fight his boy, why not just fade the dude that actually did the shyt? His boy beat the shyt out of him too

 

[JasonSJackson]

In like 8th grade these 2 nikkas was crackin on each other when one nikka jumped at the other to try to make him flinch for us watching, when the nikka didn't flinch he stole him cause he felt he looked stupid when it didn't work. lol

 

[Ronnie Lott]

i fought one of my teammates because I accidently sat in his seat in the mess hall. The nikka tried to Deebo me on some "I was sittin there, get out of my seat"

I was like, "nikka, get me out of this seat if u want the chair" He tried to rip the chair from under me and i swung on this nikka in the middle of a packed luchroom, food was flyin everywhere

 

[Raava]

A man.

 

[Lord Piffington]

Me and a couple of friends were at this party... we had some good smoke and everyone was getting drunk and high..
the bytch who had the party put a bowl of peanuts on the table and one of my friends took a handfull and put them next to him on the table..
while talking to him another of my friends started taking the peanuts infront of the first breh..
It went something like this
-come on man there is a whole bowl over there dont take my fukking peanuts
"fukk you man stop playing just grab some more later"
- nah but really dont touch my peanuts
"or what motherfukker"


BAM!!!*

knife trough the hand, the whole morning got fukkee up brehs..as drunk and high as we were we had to give that motherfukker a ride to theemergancy smh

 

[JasonSJackson]

..as drunk and high as we were we had to give that motherfukker a ride to theemergancy smh

lol

 

[ThatKidBlackHippy]

yo brother is real. I use to fight nigggas for looking at me the wrong way"

That shyt use to be the worse in HS. You couldn't look at a niggga for shyt.

*tries to see how a niggga is matching his shoes with his shirt*

"You mugging kinfolk"

*knuckle game ensues*

Kids today got it easy

very true.

 

[Lord Piffington]

So ironic that this niggga at work was JUST telling me about how him, his brother and a group of friends got into a 5 on 4 brawl at a hot dog stand outside the club because of skipping and how dumb it was of his brother to start the fight.

I told him, "yo brother is real. I use to fight nigggas for looking at me the wrong way"

That shyt use to be the worse in HS. You couldn't look at a niggga for shyt.

*tries to see how a niggga is matching his shoes with his shirt*

"You mugging kinfolk"

*knuckle game ensues*

Kids today got it easy

This is true as fukk.. I´m in my early 30s now and whenever I meet some dude who´s 17 or something like that I cannot relate at all..
talking about nerdy stuff.. talking about emotions.. one kid got drunk once at a work party and started crying becuz hes girl left him.. I mean.. that would QUARANTEE an asswhopping back in the days.. as soon as motherfukkers sensed some weakness they would be on that shyt like wolves

 

[Grams]

I know a breh who got into a fistfight over a Kobe vs LeBron debate and he got expelled from school cuz of it (it was his senior year)

When stanning goes to the next level

 

[Inglewood]

Dog im still laughing at this post

I remember how nikkas used to argue about using oddjob and camping spawn points in that game

hahahah

yo i wish i could rep you again

It was REAL. shyt was about to be a royal rumble. Can imagine four 11 yr olds with with Nintendo 64 four split screen?

Me: I'm first player, im picking Oddjobs!
Cousin: Nope, called dibs yesterday
Cousin 2: Nah, I got the kills yesterday, im picking him
Cousin 3:Fukk alll yall, im picking him
Me: My N64, my controllers, MY RULES
Cousin 1,2 &3: DAMN YOUR RULES
Me:
Dad: Imma make all y'all pick jaws
Me & Cousin 1,2&3

And that was a good day. Don't me started Mario Kart

 

[damaddwebba]

Inspired after watching above the rim, I threw the ball at a guys back when taking the ball out of bounds in PE class. He was so angry and turned around and shoved me, so I took off on him in front of the entire class ended up punching the teacher when she tried to break it up. Ended up with a 2 week suspension and a month of Saturday school.

The worst was in SF new years eve, we got into a dope club, Willie Brown the former Mayor was there as it was a pretty upscale event, was 100 just to get in. Bad bytches everywhere, everyone is drunk and the count down was about 10 minutes away. The one bummy guy of the group who had to borrow money just to get in was trying to stunt with a half of a half of a joint and tried to fire it up in front of security. Security tells him to put it out and he was like fukk you which turns into him being choked out by security which led to a big ass brawl in the middle of Broadway, we get him out of there and I'm carrying the fool down the street and the idiot had the audacity to say well I still got the dubie.

 

[JasonSJackson]

... well I still got the dubie.

lmao

 

[innocentdevil]

These 2 girls faught over a borrowed T-shirt, and my older sister got jumped in high school because she wouldn't let these girls borrow her clothes