What's the dumbest thing you've heard someone get into physical altercation over?

[MR. SNIFLES]

MARIO BROS 1 AND DUCK HUNT.

PLAYER 1 COULD PAUSE THE GAME AT ANY TIME FOR EITHER PLAYER. MY COUSIN MADE A BET WITH ONE OF MY OTHER COUSINS THAT HE COULD BEAT THE GAME GETTING NO POWER UPS AND GOING THROUGH EVERY LEVEL WITH 1 LIFE. SO HE LET HIM PLOW THROUGH ALL THOSE LEVELS AND WHEN HE TRIED TO JUMP OVER BOWSER AT THE END HE PAUSED RIGHT BEFORE THE JUMP AND MY CUZ RAN RIGHT INTO BOWSER.

COUSIN:

ME:

THEN THE FIGHT STARTED.


MY FOUND OUT THAT YOU COULD CONTROL THE DUCKS ON DUCK HUNT WITH THE 2ND PLAYER CONTROLLER. SHE OBVIOUSLY TOLD NO ONE FOR MONTHS WHILE WE TRIED TO KILL COKED OUT DUCKS WITH NO LUCK. WHEN WE FOUND OUT IT WAS ON.

 

[JasonSJackson]

MARIO BROS 1 AND DUCK HUNT.

PLAYER 1 COULD PAUSE THE GAME AT ANY TIME FOR EITHER PLAYER. MY COUSIN MADE A BET WITH ONE OF MY OTHER COUSINS THAT HE COULD BEAT THE GAME GETTING NO POWER UPS AND GOING THROUGH EVERY LEVEL WITH 1 LIFE. SO HE LET HIM PLOW THROUGH ALL THOSE LEVELS AND WHEN HE TRIED TO JUMP OVER BOWSER AT THE END HE PAUSED RIGHT BEFORE THE JUMP AND MY CUZ RAN RIGHT INTO BOWSER.

COUSIN:

ME:

THEN THE FIGHT STARTED.


MY FOUND OUT THAT YOU COULD CONTROL THE DUCKS ON DUCK HUNT WITH THE 2ND PLAYER CONTROLLER. SHE OBVIOUSLY TOLD NO ONE FOR MONTHS WHILE WE TRIED TO KILL COKED OUT DUCKS WITH NO LUCK. WHEN WE FOUND OUT IT WAS ON.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

yo your cousin must have been dumb nice at Mario to do that on one life.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

yo your cousin must have been dumb nice at Mario to do that on one life.

IT WASN'T HARD AFTER I SAW IT HAPPEN. MY MOM DID IT CUS SHE THOUGHT THE MUSHROOMS WOULD KILL YOU.

 

[J-Nice]

A fat bytch complaining over missing three nuggets from a twenty piece at Mickey D's

 

[KinksandCoils]

2 guys (20&21 yrs old) got killed by a 16 yr old boy in my state over a bmx bike. They didn't live to see the new yr.

 

[wire28]

those guys who fought over who made the best kool aid

was coming in to post this



so dont think detroit nikkas is scared to pop off over some internet shyt @malcolmxxx_45

 

[brickfare]

worked at the civil rights museum here when i was in college. i remember hearing from the tour guides about a yt guy and a black guy at one exhibit almost coming to blows over whether carver was the breh to do all that amazing shyt with peanuts. i don't think it got physical but they were eventually asked to leave the grounds, lol

the saddest had to have been the shyt behind the jessie dotson mass murder here, i think it was over a leather jacket

 

[Pazzy]

because someone looked at someone else wrong.

over a piece of fried chicken

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

was coming in to post this



so dont think detroit nikkas is scared to pop off over some internet shyt @malcolmxxx_45

I'LL KILL A nikka WHO DISSES MY KOOL AID

 

[beanz]

i got into a fight with this kid named michael myers(dead ass his name) cause we were putting our coats on and he hit me with his sleeve by mistake. i felt like it was on purpose since he was an annoying douchebag so i proceeded to beat his ass and slam his head on the desk like 5 times i was legendary for that for the rest of the week til my teacher came back from jury duty. bytch didnt let me go on the senior trip to DC

 

[TheArchitect]

-a Paul Pierce rookie card

-p*ssy

-fruit cups at lunch

 

[BigE214]

Yeah, so I'm in middle school (7th grade) and I say some stupid shyt and a niggga calls out "neck." (When one calls neck, they can hit you on ya neck open handed for said, "stupid shyt")

I'm like "Ion play dat shyt (game) my niggga" (back then I couldn't stop saying my niggga )

Gary gon tell that niggga, "I bet you wont get yo neck".....pause.

Then O slaps me on the neck. I looked at Gary and in my mind I let out a loud "FUKKKKKKKKKKK" cause I knew we had to box, I wasn't finna let that slide.

I take a step like shyt is cool, dropped my backpack and just started rushing Oscar. I'm hittin that niggga talmbout "bink, bink, bink" ...Gary laughin nshyt like it's funny but Im really mad cause I didn't feel like fighting that day.

At the crib, I told my big brother about it. He told me I had to fight Gary too for instigating it Gary was big dena ho tho so I told some of my nigggas that we were gonna jump him. Typing this out made me remember, we never jumped him.

If I run into him, I'll be updating this thread

 

[JasonSJackson]

Yeah, so I'm in middle school (7th grade) and I say some stupid shyt and a niggga calls out "neck." (When one calls neck, they can hit you on ya neck open handed for said, "stupid shyt")

I'm like "Ion play dat shyt (game) my niggga" (back then I couldn't stop saying my niggga )

Gary gon tell that niggga, "I bet you wont get yo neck".....pause.

Then O slaps me on the neck. I looked at Gary and in my mind I let out a loud "FUKKKKKKKKKKK" cause I knew we had to box, I wasn't finna let that slide.

I take a step like shyt is cool, dropped my backpack and just started rushing Oscar. I'm hittin that niggga talmbout "bink, bink, bink" ...Gary laughin nshyt like it's funny but Im really mad cause I didn't feel like fighting that day.

At the crib, I told my big brother about it. He told me I had to fight Gary too for instigating it Gary was big dena ho tho so I told some of my nigggas that we were gonna jump him. Typing this out made me remember, we never jumped him.

If I run into him, I'll be updating this thread

HAHAHAHA

 

[Torrential]

Being first to pick Oddjobs in OO7.

lmaoo

 

[wutang512]

I two-pieced my cousins neighbor cause he kept on making fun of me cause I fell down playing basketball and ripped a hole in my fubu platinum fat albert shirt.