Whats the fastest amount of time it took u to sleep with someone

Kings County

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today first day of class just met shorty we got grouped together talked for like 2 hrs got all playful got into a convo about how expensive books were. she was like yeahh wanna go shopping for books online after class i was like sure laptop was back at her dorm so we go there shes like lemme change real quick (apartment style dorm ) she goes to the bathroom comes back in a sports bra and some tight tiny shorts


im thinking in my head ok she wants the D :troll:

so we just looking and im thinking about how to make a move so i say u smell really nice in a soft seductive voice she was like thank u ... then i was like makes me want to kiss your body "just kidding" u know when u say just kidding when u telling the truth :smugfavre: she goes "so whats stopping u" then i pounced :jawalrus: i dont even remember her name :lolbron:
 

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:smugfavre: I was at a sex party that this girl was hosting at her apartment. Her other homegirl came into the door with a large trentcoat on. She took that coat off and had on some stripper outfit with the "hooker boots", the ripped up tights, and off course the girls was barely in the blouse. 20 mins later I had her in the buck :steviej:
 

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< one minute. Walked into my friends room saw a naked girl took my d out and we started fukking. We didnt even exchange pleasantries. My friends still joke about it til this day.
 
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Around 5 mins, give or take. At a house party, I see this drunk chick and ask her to dance. a couple mins later we're making out on the dance floor and we find a room in the house and get at it. Afterwards she starts crying about cheating on her boyfriend so I walk outside back into the crowd and don't look back.
 

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A woman my homeboy invited over brought a friend who came to me with a brown plastic bag. Inside of it she showed me a prophylactic. She looked at me like :shaq:

I said :rudy: and gave her some leftover herbs i had on hand to sedate her out of her demonic thoughts. I feel bad for giving her those herbs but it was the only thing i could think of at the time outside of saying something demonic to her.
 

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if thots and runners count

like a hour at the casino

spend a night witta chick then hit in the morning
 

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I was living in a frat house, which for SDSU was a collection of apt complexes all conjoined, termed "frat row" both formally and informally. It was Thursday, which is a party night on most campuses, since a lot of freshman go home frequently during the weekend. Anyway, the frat next to ours was throwing a party, but I decided not to attend because I had an exam the next day.

I go up to take a piss break from studying, and when I came out of the bathroom some white bish was standing in my hallway wearing an alice and wonderland costume (theme party)

She gave me that crinkly-faced drunk, half frown like she was trying to focus and look serious, while not appearing drunk.

I gave her a "whats good", and she shrugged her shoulders, and told me she stumbled from the party next door and she got lost (it can be very confusing which frat is which once inside the corridor). I asked, "wanna shot". She said sure. She goes in my room and plops on the bed. We take a shot. She asks "whats next...dont be shy". I said "lets get naked". She said, "I just met you".

I said, "but you like me tho, and Im cute".

She gave me a playful:

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And she leaned in and kissed me, and the next thing you know we were fckin. Afterwards, she put back on her costume and said she was going back to the party. I left out no details. It couldnt have been no more than 2-3 minutes from the exact time I met her, till she took her clothes off.


When she left, I walked back in the bathroom and washed the shame and guilt off my face. I looked in the mirror and said:

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I was living in a frat house, which for SDSU was a collection of apt complexes all conjoined, termed "frat row" both formally and informally. It was Thursday, which is a party night on most campuses, since a lot of freshman go home frequently during the weekend. Anyway, the frat next to ours was throwing a party, but I decided not to attend because I had an exam the next day.

I go up to take a piss break from studying, and when I came out of the bathroom some white bish was standing in my hallway wearing an alice and wonderland costume (theme party)

She gave me that drunk, half frown like she was trying to focus and look serious, while not appearing drunk.

I gave her a "whats good", and she shrugged her shoulders, and told me she stumbled from the party next door and she got lost (it can be very confusing which frat is which once inside). I asked, "wanna shot". She said sure. She goes in my room and plops on the bed. We take a shot. She asks "whats next...dont be shy". I said "lets get naked". She said, "I just met you".

I said, "but you like me tho, and Im cute".

She gave me a playful:

39-Jay-Z-Ehhh.gif


And she leaned in and kissed me, and the next thing you know we were fckin. Afterwards, she put back on her costume and said she was going back to the party. I left out no details. It couldnt have been no more than 2-3 minutes from the exact time I met her, till she took her clothes off.


When she left, I walked back in the bathroom and washed the shame and guilt off my face. I looked in the mirror and said:

1877074_o.gif

:salute: to my Aztec bretheren.
 

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Myself, probably two hours. I was coming back from Little Rock with my main girl when my potna sent me a text saying he had two white chicks over there drinking gin. I dropped my girl off and told her I was going home. It was like 2am. Came through it and it went down. I don't think I EVER even got her name.. :pachaha:
 

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Walked in the bar near closing time, bought a drink and saw a white girl checking me out, made small (drunk) talk with her, and invited her to the hotel room... Walked in the room and took off clothes. It might have taken 45 minutes total.

This was the most random one night stand I ever had.. I don't even remember her name or what she looked like... I just remember she wasn't all that :laugh:
 

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Damn mine is embarrassingly quick and I don't want to come across as a whore or whatever. I regret it for real. She kept calling me the next day and we became friends later on for a while. Only meaningful sex now.
 
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